high wats up oddworld luvers !
 

well well hello im od prodigy or prodigy for short just a newb here who loves the oddworld universe and wants to learn more about it...

....huzzah and hooray !

-odd prodigy

We got another post signer here.

Welcome to the forums.

I misread the title, I was imagining a pot smoking Physicist... Anyways, welcome!

I'M HIGH TOO

I ALSO LOVE ODDWORLD

let's be friends

Heh, welcome to the forums. ;)

heigh man i luve your name. Welcome to the odworld forums. Things are abit slow hear given that theres not much odworld news in circulation but we still like to hang around and chat about stuff. Just be good and play nicely. ;)

Hey.

well nice to see you guys i like it quite like this its less hectic and odworld was the veruy first game i played so then on i fell in love

ya i meant high as in hi :D nice avatar btw jordan (guild master)

Uhhh... Welcome to OWF.

You'll find that you'll be even more welcome once you start using correct grammar and spelling. It makes posts much easier to read.

Go easy on him. He could be a younger member of our fair lands.

But yeah dude you should like, work on that.

You fucking pussies. Just ban him.

That post *was* me going easy; a polite suggestion rather than moderator grammar-naziness

sooooo last year

Well then. Thanks for listening to my advice. You're such a good listener, you listened before I offered my wisdom.

I don't have that power. yet :B

ITT: Online periods?

Welcome Odd Prodigy, take their advice and try to work on your spelling at least ^^.

Don't listen to them. Your spelling is fine. Also, please be a fundamentalist christian.

Welcome!

Welcome to the forums. But be warned - weeks go by slowly, and Friday will never come when you want it to. Nor will Saturday. Sunday is unwelcome, because it is near Monday, and everyone wants to beat up Monday.

EDIT: Looking back on that, that post was quite surreal and incredibly irrelevant. Apologies, and welcome.

Hi odd prodigy! enjoy it here at OWF :D

I love this post so much I was tempted.


Welcome!

sorry its kind of an inside joke with the whole hi and high :fuzwink: but ya anyways im atheist silly !:fuzgrin:


i am also 14 so i guess i can be immature at times :p

I don't believe in atheists.

I don't believe in disbelief.

lol okay pal whatever floats your imaginary boat :D:confused:

http://www.nuklearpower.com/comics/051011.png
Look at the evidence from my point of view and it's quite obvious that you don't exist, to me I can be sure that I am real because I think, the very idea of thinking means that there must be something or someone behind these misty eyes of mine.

You however are one of these other people, and as such I could not know if you exist or not, I mean I'm sure at the other end of a computer somewhere there's your body sitting there but how do I know you think? You may just be a mechanical process, a circuit board; in the immortal words of Ebenezer Scrooge 'There's more of gravy than there is of grave about you'. You might also be a mutant, you may think but lack the various intricacies and eccentricities that make my mind my own, when I see violet you could see red and vice versa. I can't for one second imagine I'm safe in my picture of me as the mental benchmark for the human race with you there.

And even worse sir, even worse, you are an atheist. You do not have a God, no deity to back you up in times of epistemological peril and no higher being to substantiate your mental existence. If you don't believe in the creator then how in His name can you expect Him to believe in you?

In fact you threaten my mental stability, you are the metaphysical nails on my blackboard and you are the quatric equation on my maths test. Your very being causes me to squirm in dread, for I fear that with the inclusion of you in the philosophical plane all I once thought to be true will crumble to ashes around me.

You sir, are an Other, an Alien and I must bid you farewell before you poison my thoughts anymore.
Is this the biggest pile of crap I've ever typed or what?

None of that made any sense. At all.


You deserve a cookie.

Edit: This also deserves a cookie. And to think I thought I couldn't respect you more.

too shay wings of fire i know what you mean and i hope i didnt offend....

anyways i seemed to have noticed only one big rpg (W@RF) are there any others you would like to suggest as i love to RP and write fan fic....

Tis quite simple sir, try to ratify the existence of minds other than your own without relying on empirical truths or insubstantial assumptions.
Ye caused mine thoughts tae swell intae tha' great ebony we call Infinity son, once ones mind be trapped in there thar be no goin' back.
There are no other RPs functioning at the moment, rules permit you to ask Splat for permission to make a new one and you're free to put up fan fic in fan corner, although since freedom of expression inevitably results in freedom of criticism I advise you to become familiar with a spell checker first.

Hey, odd prodigy; you know how I nicely asked you to use correct grammar and spelling in your posts. I was serious. Poor Grammar & Spelling is an infractible offence on OWF. Plus, I get grumpy when I have to read your posts and may just decide to randomly delete them. Or maybe I'll start editing them to make it sound like you're insulting other members. Or maybe I'll just hide metacode snippets that only other mods can read. Hmmm... this could be fun.

See? Fun fun.

Oh fuck no.

Since when does Bullet Magnet live in Glasgow?