G'day!
 

Hello, all! It's really awesome to see a good, dedicated Oddworld forum, which is amazingly still active, too! ^^

I know I'll be quite active here. This place seems awesome, and I love me some Oddworld. Especially the first two. In my opinion, Microsoft ruined it, but the Abe games were awesome.

Hello. Welcome to purgatory. We are all really nice people. Except for the ones who aren't.

Welcome to the club. How is Texas going today?

G’day, mate! Thank cripes for that!

He is from Texas, Wil. Not Australia *tuts*

Alcar...

Congratulations, Peter, on instantly recognizing my irony.

Come on guys, you know we like Texans around here.

That's okay :)

Alcar...

I didn't know we have any universal beliefs. Though we do like to argue.

Welcome to our little internet googly.

There's the fun part. I plan on moving to Auss when I'm older :D
Also, I'm not a natural-born Texan. Born from Cali :3

Even better.

You're falling prey to Nate - I'd quickly change your story and say you were really born in Ohio, am a God-fearing Seventh Day Adventist, idolise Cletus, and have three children of your own. Already.

Alcar...

I’m convinced you have done this intentionally because you know how much is dumbfounds me. My hat goes off to you.

I haven't a clue is you're talking about?

Alcar...

That’s not even the same kind of thing! That’s not even a question!

Shut up! SHUT UP!

I don't think I weeeeeell.