Dripik is old...
 

Happy birthmas dude; may many more come (preferably at a rate of six per year) bringing presents, parties and many jollifications.

Another birthday! Make sure you enjoy yourself tonight, you're no longer a teenager! Bappy Hirthday!

Happy Birthday! :D
May you never be old enough to realise what this place realy is. :)

May the gods of fornication bless you on your birthday :D

Happy birthday. I beleive I'm slightly late. Again.

Hope you either had some fun or will have some fun.:D

Hey, thanks all. I guess I was waiting for a few more replies to this thread to actually post here myself... Ahem. So, yeah, you could say I had fun. A lot more people remembered my B-day than I expected, which kinda feels good in itself.

happy birth , may you continue to zillions of years (which earth itself didn't reach yet)
but that would make u a mere zombie!!!
and u would say like 'BRAAAAAAAAINNNSSSS!' jeez , just joking happy birth day dude.

Happy Birthday!

You haven't yet told us what you actually got up to :p

Alcar...

Happy Birthday! I hope that there were presents. If there were, I hope that they were for you.

I bought you a cake. It's on the other side of this Apeture Science Enrichment Center Training Course.

Happy birthday, have a nice year ahead

This thread is a month old. Therefor, all birthday wishes are being held in a vault. In the case that he has another birthday they will be released. Of course, all that time in the vault does strange things to birthday wishes. It turns them, queers them. When he hears it next year you will have most likely told him to fuck himself with a coat hanger. I recommend just waiting.

*is tempted to edit lucy's post to something obscene*