Have you ever...
 

Been trying to sleep when a neighbour starts banging his girlfriend and you have to put up with their orgasmic moans all night?

Seriously, I have no idea how many women he had up there, but god it went on and on.

Basically, what encounters have you had with other people involved in sexual activities, not you?

My former best friend once saddled me with his seven year old cousin so he could go to his room and have sex with a girl he'd just met while we were walking through town.

We were 14.

Every time I spend the night at my mom's, I hear her and the bf fuck.... Oh well, I fall asleep quickly.

I have blocked out a lot of shit in my time.

I had a mormon roommate with the bedroom on the floor above mine who would wait until 2am so that we wouldn't know she was shtooping her boyfriend. Too bad those bedsprings were so loud.

This has happened a lot. 90% of the time, at hotels.

one side of my hotel walls: "FUCK YOU OI GIVE ME BACK MY CELLPHONE!!!". other side: "FUCK ME MOAR"

I've never heard anyone having sex, though I've heard people discuss whether they should.

I've actually been the perpetrator :D One of my mates needed a place to stay one night, so he stayed on my boyfriend's couch (in his room) that night. Being the horny bastard I am - I woke up in the morning extremely randy, noticed my mate was awake, but mouthed a 'good morning' and using hang signs asked him to turn around and go back to sleep.

I then proceeded to have sex with my boyfriend :tard:

Alcar...

Before we had the house extended. I lived in a small bedroom right next to my parents' room. I had insomnia at the time. And on some nights, when I was trying to focus on sleeping. I hear them. And I just end up not being able to sleep and thinking 'Oh bugger.'

No, never. Never explicitly, anyway. I’ve heard odd things… but they might just have been wrestling or playing hide-and-seek.

*doesn’t take a swig from the bottle*

Who asks the next Have You Ever?

Once. 'Bout two years ago. My parents.

Fucking horrible to picture.

Never EVER want to. EVER.

never... but reading about your experiences sure was entertaining

Oh man. When I was really little - I'm talking like 6, I walked in on my parents. That image is still burned into my retinas.

No, but some... odd things have happened at the local Macdonalds I work at.

Very fortunalty my parents are old and besides, my brother recently spent 3 or so months sleeping in their room so I haven't had any of those experiances.

But there are alot of stories about local australian parks at night.

Yeah, you never know who you might step on.

My next door neighbor is my worst enemy in this respect. He continuously brings blond bimbos with fake jubblies to his apartment and then makes sure everyone in this apartment knows it by screaming his moans. One night, he brought home a particularly drunk woman. I got pissed, downloaded a few hours worth of German Techno, then blared it against the wall. Me and my roommate then proceeded to bang on the wall and make noises. We eventually got bored, had sex, then slept. Due to my friendship with the landlord and the fact that the other inhabitants of the apartment were at a late night block party thingy, I was in the clear. Tends to go to their houses if they let him now.

EDIT: To be honest, I think the only reason this bothered him is because we're gay and he's one of those Catholic-unless-they-can-get-sex-out-of-it guys.

Right on! Fecking win man you lucky sonofabitch.....but damn it, that makes me horny.

Funny, it's like Catholic-just-in-case..... This may not relate directly to what you're saying, but you know what I find really amazing since I've been involved in the gay community is seeing the number of so-called "straight" people who have secret homosexual affairs. I mean, really I wouldn't be mentioning it unless I was really that surprised. It's like once you're "in" the culture you start seeing things a lot differently.... and in this case seeing things that are typically kept under wraps in order to maintain a facade of "normalcy".

I remember some years ago I was with my mom and sister on some trip (don't remember where) but we'd gotten a great deal online on a cheap hotel. When we got there the place looked pretty respectable, though for a weekday it was understandably empty. Well..... that night we found out we'd gotten a room right underneath a couple of bedsqueakers. *bang* *bang* *bang*..... oh my god my mom was so pissed off, by about midnight she was on the phone to the front desk screaming at the guy to do something..... not a lot was done about it though, I think he must have been paid to look the other way because there seemed to be women coming and going. :fuzwink:

(for anyone who wants to be disturbed by the puppetsex: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9rAi...eature=related )

One drunken evening at our flat last year, my flatmate and a girl who was there were extremely drunk. One thing lead to another and they headed to his room. They went in and locked the door.
Now the thing about his room, was that it has an en-suite behind it, and one of our friends happened to be in there at the time. We were aware of this, and my flatmate wasn't. After a couple of minutes our friend who was in the bathroom left the bedroom with an unrivalled speed. This was obviously very hilarious to all of the rest of us, who knew what was going on.
Having been interrupted, my flatmate and the girl came back out to the party. Laughs were shared an' that.
After a little while longer, they obviously fancied the idea of getting a little further, and maybe finishing the job this time, so off they went into his room, with him locking the door of this time.
One of our friends then had the brilliant-at-the-time idea to replicate the events of the first time, by climbing through the en-suite window. The bedroom was on the second story, by the way. So after climbing up our fire escape and somehow navigating himself across and into the window, he went into the en-suite head first. We were waiting outside the bedroom door for the ensuing hilarity. After waiting an overly long time, and seeing the light in the bedroom turned on (from under the door) we began to wonder what was going on in there (we had music blasting so we couldn't hear anything). All of a sudden the door flies open and out runs our friend, with our completely naked flatmate standing there with a semi!
What had taken so long was that the door only locks with a key, and our flatmate was so wasted that he couldn't find what pants his key was in, and was so wasted that he thought he had put a towel around him, when he had done no such thing. Our poor friend was trapped in there with our wasted, aroused flatmate fumbling around for a key.

Needless to say, after the horrors of what we had just seen, the rest of my flatmates and I, who had previously not been drinking, decided we need to wash that memory out of our minds as quickly as possible with alcohol.

I saw Avenue Q a couple years ago and it was hilarious.

Last year my roommate would hook up with girls while I was in the room. We bunked our beds. HA!

My school's music department taking a trip to New York this spring. I hope I get to see it then.

I never had one of those experiences. I feel like I should have by now based on how everyone talks about it.

Last night I slept around one and a half foot away from a couple of my friends, a lesbian couple.

Ever heard of things that go bump in the night?
Unfortunately the situation was quite ruined by an absolute bastard with a snoring problem on the couch.

[QUOTE=Pilot;363098]Right on! Fecking win man you lucky sonofabitch.....but damn it, that makes me horny.



Unbelievably creepy response.

We need to install some kind of anti-pedant software here that scans the material being written and then sends out a warning to the person typing it that they may wish to rethink posting that.

Nothing 'pedant' about it, but the sickened reactions are more than half the fun. :lol: And this coming from someone whose prifole says "Interests: Rape" :confused:

The real problem arises when someone doesn't have a sense of humor. :p lol....

The pedant comment was directed at myself.

I know that you were half joking, anyhow. But it was half joking. And there is a lot of that weird, creepy half joking that goes on here. My jokes are full ones. Yours just made the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

Then my job is done. :)

I don't think any of us really know squat about our co-forumers through the crap we talk about here, ya know?

So I say, joke away!! :D Who knows if any of us really even live up to the 'conquests' lay claim to? I mean, christ jeebus....... ;)

Except for Alcar.... he's got pics. :lol:

Perhaps something like:
http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/listen_to_yourself.png
(especially now that Youtube have actually implemented that).

Yeah, though I was actually in the front row, one seat up from the aisle on the left so I was barely a metre or two from the puppetsex. It was horrifying.

I swear you have posted that before, and it was equally if not more relevant in another thread.

I dunno. I use xkcd to illustrate many points.

I thought on a previous thread like this, you complained how your neighbor banged each other like junkyard rabbits.