Happy Birthday to a clunt noob.
 

Happy 19th birthday Leto <3 you cutey.

Get laid, drunk, stoned, stuffed and jiggy with it, although maybe not all at the same time.
Although if you do and post the video on youtube I will love you forever <3

happy birthday whoever you are!

Happy birthday Mister!

Merry Birthmas!

Fantabulosa lifeversary, mon bonny face.

I hope you get struck by lightning, you disgusting shit.

OI WHAT I MEAN TO SAY IS HAPPY BIRTHDAY YAH

Thanks gaaaaaize

Surprisingly had a non-drunk/stoned/sexful day, but a nice one with the family. hopefully fill the drunken sex gap today!

MATT I HATE YOU but with so much love ^-^

Who is Matt?

Kimon :)

+ oanst and dipstikk too though

Lies! Kimon == Kimon.

*runs away crying*

Huzzah for Leto! May all your coming days be fruitful and sexful.

MmmmmMMmM

I'm out of clever birthday jokes, but I hope you a good one!

You hope he's a birthday joke?

Forgetting to put 'had' after 'you' in a sentence is a terrible, terrible mistake. Friendships have been broken over it, marriages shattered, and bestiality-centered relationships have fallen apart literally overnight due to that one word being forgotten.

Hey, I make no pretence at being above pointing out petty mistakes.

‘Hope you X’ where X is a NP feels to me like it means ‘hope you have X’ rather than ‘hope you are X’; just like ‘wish you X’ means ‘wish you have X’.

Stop turning everyone's birthday threads into algebraic equations. Damnit, it's every time with you.



Happy Birthday.

Merry birthmas.

Happy day of birth.

Congrats on another year of surviving.

You're one year closer to death.

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Now that all of those cliched birthday phrases are out of the way...HAPPY BIRTHDAY CUNT. :bow:

I was waiting for my cunt ^-^ ty Gabe