HB Matt Yu
 

To THE WORLD'S GREATEST ART STUDENT IN THE WORLD in New York. :)

Have a goodin'!

Happy birthday you cunt :) Snort lines and rip into someone with your mastodonic penor for me Pablo.

Whee! Whee! Whee!

Thnx ya'll. :D Today will be spent mostly with Visiting Mother, and then hopefully I'll get drunk later. Oh, also, TODAY IS THE LAST THAT CONEY ISLAND WILL BE OPEN FOREVER!!!!! So I might try to get that in.

Merry Birthmas Kimon!

The fuck? Your name isn’t actually Kimon?

Saprize!

It's actually Matt. Matt's the name, that's the game! Huzzah, etc.

Late happy birthday Matt's the name. that's the game! Huzzah, etc.

Well then, happy birthday Kimon.

I used to think you were some kool kind of Simon, but now… now I don’t know what to think.

I... I'm sorry.

You've let us down.

But Happy Birthday anyway :p

Alcar...

NOT ME

i was teh smrats and knew beforehand

and have publicly called him Matt and/or RatMatt on these very forums for a while now

go me

So you've been in cohorts with Kimon?!

To the ban chamber!

Alcar...

It's taken me this long to digest all this new information.

Happy Birthday.

On the subject of the name Kimon, I was served by a lady of African descent whose name was Kimone at McDonald's today.

*waits for Wil to chastise my choice of restaurant*

Alcar...

Happy (your age here)th/st birthday!