Kastere's practical problems
 

Give me a gripe/issue and I'll totally not copy it into a new thread.

Go.

IN BEFORE THREAD CLOSED

Your name is Simon Clair and you look Hawaiian rather...

Smegma is sticky and hard to clean

Jesus Christ, my middle testicle just exploded.

Ok, well, I'm going to take this seriously:
I'm going for prefect, my way of proving something to myself and all that crap, and have a week or so to amass votes, well, more the teacher's votes, as theres is what counts, but I guess if I got enough students it would still help, problem is, I have a bit of opposition and everyone's leaning towards the suck ups, and those that think it is their God given entiltement,
what should I do?

Well, I'd thought I'd present a situation which isn't emo, and realy doesn't matter much if I screw it up.

I have no friends, and Emily's drank the last little bit in the bottle (I wanted to finish that martini). What should I do?

Does anyone on this forum still love me? *sniff*