You wake up and in a large manor, choose your servants.
 

BOY IT SURE IS SELF EXPLANATORY AROUND HERE

I would summon an army of the undead and force them to do my laundry.

FYI I can't think of anything clever to say. >:C

Scantily Clad Cheerleaders shall do my bidding.

Do you mean slaves from the forum membership, or in general?

If it's the forums, I choose Rexy. Scantily Clad Rexy, that is. Maybe Doctor Rexy.

EVERYONE IS MY SLAVE. *Cracks whip*

If you would prefer that it weren;t to avoid hurt feelings, that's fine, I was leaning towards characters from pop culture and whatnot.

And for me, Aku from Samurai Jack. What a badass.

Darth Vader.

"What is thy bidding, my master?"
"Hey Jeff, fetch me an OJ, will you? I'm dying over here."
"Yes... my master."

"Ring up my brother, would you Jeff? We're short one man and need a fifth."
"If he could be found, he would make a powerful ally."
"Yes. He would be a great asset. Can it be done?"
"He shall join us or die, my master."

"Damn. Jeff Vader... can you hear me?"
"Yes, Master... Where is the flag? Did we score? Did we win the game?"
"It seems in your anger, you killed our flag carrier.
"I...? I couldn't have! He was alive; I felt it! Nooooooooooooooooooo!"
"Dammit, Jeff! No more Halo for you."


That would be awesome.

Stop vomiting awesome, BM.

The Elephant Man.
DANCE FOR ME

Lindsay Lohan. If she refused to do anything, I'd throw a match on her, laugh and call her firecrotch.

I choose the school bullies, oh, and a few others who are far too hated to even be considered school bullies. :P
Think Billy Maddison and the to kill list.
Sliding off topic, a kid that looks as if someone took piggy out of lord of the flies has created a to kill list in my year, quite scary, he's promosing to not follow it through for the time being...

From the forums: Alcar, Max, Mitsur (in a few years), Mojoman220 (remember him?) and Hobo in a jester's suit.

I'll have a bit more of a think about real life so that I can come up with someone other than William Moseley.

I would get a couple of Reavers, (from Serenity) that would be fun. I would make them chase all the Hoodies in the Neighborhood. They piss me off, tagging every damn thing. Getting eaten would solve that.

EDIT: Make that a pack of Reavers. Quite a few hoodies.

Christ, it's so difficult trying to choose slaves.

I'd enslave all the bastards I've reaped revenge on. Just so I can dig it in, even more.

Alcar...

Jesus, Buddha, Ghandi, Einstein, Vishnu, Ra, Thor, Apollo, Athena, Pegasus, L, the Shinigami from Death Note, and any other ficitonal characters that I admire.

Choosing slaves is hard, so it's a good bet that I'll make changes to my roster.

Other than BM's suggestion...

God, Chuck Norris, the Arbiter (and a few other Elites...), Bullet Magnet, L (sounded like a good idea).

Give me access to your research and you have a deal.

What research? If I had any, then yeah...the main reason I want you as a slave is you seem to know everything I don't, or the things I know, but much better >.<

Solid Snake, maybe?

No research? You have deceived me, Zerox.

He has topnotch, state-of-the-art research in the preservation of the knoweledge of the conjunction of Confectionary and the Sandwich Arts of South Africa (of which, is very rare knoweledge).

can you fit more 'ofs' into a sentence?

My entire school, Imhotep from The Mummy, the hunter guy from Jurrasic Park, Batman, Alfred from Batman, Rick O' Connel, George Bush, Bill Gates, and my personal favorite: GlacierDragon! She knows why.;)

Nooooooo!!!!! I will never bow before thee, Oddey!

Hmmm, slaves... The Pale Man from Pan's Labyrinth, Pyramid Head from Slient Hill, the Armless Guy from Slient Hill, Gordon Brown, George Bush, my English teacher and my fat P.E teacher *shudders*.

You're quite welcome to study the various objects I do have, though.

I think the Tyrannosaurus from Jurassic Park would be a better slave than the hunter. Or maybe the raptors.

That is so not a good teacher! Bad example! *shakes fist*

Oooo, and I would get Santa, Easter Bunny, Tooth Faerie, Abominable Snowman, Big Foot, Nessie, Boogie man, and Rudolf. (I need a night light.)

Borrowers, my own personal army of Borrowers.

I'd get a bunch of Mudokons. I'm very original.

that's a hard one i would choose... THE WORLD!:fuzvamp:

*Giggles* Oh my!

I choose Peter, who inturn will have all of you as slaves. Ultimate pwnz! But you'll all be at least half naked, mega pwn!

- Rexy

Fully naked, honey ;)

Alcar...