Combine the last two things you did into one thing.
 

I.E.: If you just watched a movie and then played a vidya gaem: The Lion King: Rypto's Rage

For me I just had some nice Neverhood fortress 2.

Errrrr, interesting. Last two things I did. Well, I searched for my laundry and put my bike pump out to dry? Although that’s more of a Spoonerism than a portmanteau.

Grand Theft Hard Work

Revising The Human Equation.

Funnily enough that actually makes sense to me :).

Sleep...internet?

Stargate Eating

Call of Phonology.

Writing a script about Wings of Fire's Arse.

Print screening WoF’s palm tree.

Negrepping Max the Mug and Fuzzle Guy.

Oh snap.

Eating breakfast whilst reading the newspaper...

I'm not sure if doing this first thing in the morning works.

Breakternet or Interfast.

Goodbyebrother.net

Intercourse Sleep

Molested Sleep

Alcar...

That's a weird idea, but awesome when you think of the amount of combinations you can come up with.

I just switched on some curtains so that they warm up for 40 minutes to keep me clean AND let some sunlight in my room.

Dual purpose curtains. :D

I replied to the tiny houses.

I washed dinner.

I came home from milk. WTF?

I'm watching the building of my new football bed.

I'm watching Oddworld football match.

WHOOPED YO ASS! HA!

On topic: Uhm... Making fun of Abe is Bed.

I combed my penis.

I listened to pornography

I titrated my laundry.

I prayed to coffee and cheesecake.

I ate my computer.

I rubbed Peter.

Oof. Abit hot and steamy in here!

- Rexy

Hmmm... maybe that explains his facebook status.

I watched an Oddworld Forums.