Postorrhoea.
 

I've got two expired infractions and their motivation is: "postorrhoea". But what is postorrhoea? Is it a new disease?

If diarrhoea is where you can't stop shitting...

Also should this not be in Forum Suggestions and Help?

Yes.It is fatal. You are going to die.

I think you'll find that one of those was actually reversed.

I coined this word! When was it added as a reprimand title?

I know...

So it's a new official OWF's disease... and I'm the first guinea pig for a cure.

We need your blood to extract the antibodies.

Of course please, I want to heal!!!

P.s. I really suffer of spastic colitis!!! May it be a "symptom"?

All of it! :fuzvamp:

Unfortunately it will result in you shriveling up like a prune from blood loss. You have 24 hours to live. But look on the bright side!

...

*runs*

The antibodies aren't for you! That's why we're extracting them! :p

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



It's funny cause it's true.

Yup. Sure is.

Your researchers have discovered a new disease!

Classification: Postorrhoea (Scientifically termed 'incogitatus maximus idiotus spammu').

Cause: Excessive spamming and consumption of spam.

Symptoms: Vomiting, dizziness, general idiocy, OANST.

Treatment: Extreme cases may cause the patient to be placed under quarantine for a period of time ranging from 1 week to eternity, and must be removed from the forums for that length of time.
The only known cure is to never spam ever again, ever, and stand upside down naked in a hole filled with cold custard in a very public place while people throw wet tissues at you, until you are apprehended by the police.

Christ, this is like coal at Christmas time...

Or, you know... The blood of AIN.

Maybe we could cure all known and unknown forum deaeases with the blood of Alienmagi!

Perhaps I suffer it no more cause I think I'm not posting a lot, am I? May I be sane now?

We'll move you to the observation ward.

It has been established: ‘postorrhoea’ is just what someone changed the ‘spam’ infraction to. It’s not a new thing, it just has a new name. I dispute the term’s usage, but the truth has now been established. We will now no longer need to drain AIN of any of his soul fluid.

His Excellency, El Presidente, The Grand High Alcar has relented and brought back the 'Spam' infraction. So, from this day forth, 'Spam' will be awarded for spam and 'Postorrhoea' will be awarded for multiposting or for a member who posts waaaay too much (but not quite within the limits of spam).

‘Postorrhoea’, for those who still haven’t twigged, may be known to you by the more common term ‘flooding’.