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Leto 05-17-2008 02:20 PM

HAPPY BITHDAY ABE IS NOW!
 
May you have an awesome day away from the forum today.

mwah xo etc

Wil 05-17-2008 02:30 PM

Happy birthday, abe is now!

Don’t celebrate too much, it might cause dangerously high levels of carbon emissions.

Also, make sure your cake is animal-product free, as animal farming contributes something like three quarters of all agriculturgenic destructoglacial gasses. And also if it’s not vegan then I refuse to burst forth from it wearing very little, singing and swaying seductively while removing said very little.

Have a lovely day.
x x x

Wings of Fire 05-17-2008 03:15 PM

Happy 14th birthday Fabio!

I hope your life is a lot simpler now, have a good one ^^.

DarkHoodness 05-17-2008 03:29 PM

Didn't he just leave or so? :S

Eh, Happy Birthday anyway if you ever come back. :P

abe is now! 05-18-2008 02:29 AM

Today's my birthday... and I have nothing to do. My girlfriend's away... My parents and my sister and anyone haven't given me anything. I was going to cry... thinking about OWF. This is a special day, and the weather likes a shit. I'm staying home... I'm staying at PC... and what can I do? No one is on MSN. I logged in OWF... I'm crying writing this post. You still love me... no one does it like you. I thought everyone hated me... And I understood I wasn't right. My life's being a shit. I have no one... except my girlfriend perhaps. I do nothing everyday. I need you guys. The shame... I feel so ashamed logging in now. I left you twice. And I came back twice. And now? I'm not a decent man. I know it. I'm a shit. FORGIVE ME GUYS!!! I LOVE YOU!!! YOU'RE MY FAMILY!!!

Killy 05-18-2008 02:34 AM

I'm not going to pretend I didn't read the above post, but come on man - cheer up a little. It's your birthday, don't spend it in front of the computer. If nobody's going to give a damn then at least show that you care about yourself. Go out, take a stroll, grab some chow, relax a little. Think of how good life can be - it's only what, your 14th birthday? You have so much ahead of you, why not think of those endless possibilities instead?

There, didn't mean to rain on your parade, just wanted to slap you a little so you snap out of it.

Happy Birthday ain, have a great one! :)

OddjobAbe 05-18-2008 02:41 AM

Enjoy your birthday, Abe Is Now!. Best wishes.

abe is now! 05-18-2008 02:50 AM

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I'm not going to pretend I didn't read the above post, but come on man - cheer up a little. It's your birthday, don't spend it in front of the computer. If nobody's going to give a damn then at least show that you care about yourself. Go out, take a stroll, grab some chow, relax a little. Think of how good life can be - it's only what, your 14th birthday? You have so much ahead of you, why not think of those endless possibilities instead?

There, didn't mean to rain on your parade, just wanted to slap you a little so you snap out of it.

Happy Birthday ain, have a great one! :)

Thank you Killy... my birthday is great here, because I'm spending it with my family... this forum. I learnt a lot here. I remember everyone who talked to me, I remember everything is happened. How can I leave it? And... well... just two persons (excpet someone in my family) remembered about my birthday. And you made a thread for me although I left OWF. But I checked it off line and I understood... somenone still love me in the worls :)!!!

used:) 05-18-2008 02:52 AM

Happy birthday! That's actually kind of touching what you said, but seriously, like Killy said, enjoy your day! It only comes once a year, and I don't know if your country has as many rest stops until Christmas as the US does, or if the weather is good right now, but it's still the weekend at least!

~^_^~ 05-18-2008 03:23 AM

Happy birthday Fabio ;).
Hope you enjoy today. :D

mudling 05-18-2008 03:32 AM

Happy B-day!
Well, it may be shit, but I came back jet-lagged for mine, and had a fight with my family.
At least least all technology you touch doesn't seem to break.
Anyways, have a good one! :D

Vanilla ✜ 05-18-2008 04:04 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ABE IS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

T-nex 05-18-2008 04:24 AM

Happy Bitch-day, AIN...

Like Killy said(Which was quite a nice post btw), you should do something for yourself... Go out. Spend some money on something you like, and do something creative. Or maybe amuse yourself with some practical jokes on people... Just make your day memorable.

abe is now! 05-18-2008 04:57 AM

I live in a very small town... there isn't anything. Trust me. I invited my best friend to go out with me but he wants to stay home and watch TV. I want to spend my birthday in front of my PC... with OWF!!!

Anonyman! 05-18-2008 05:15 AM

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I live in a very small town... there isn't anything. Trust me. I invited my best friend to go out with me but he wants to stay home and watch TV. I want to spend my birthday in front of my PC... with OWF!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THATS THE FUNNIEST FRIKKIN THING EVAR


Happy Birthday, by the way.

T-nex 05-18-2008 05:17 AM

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I live in a very small town... there isn't anything. Trust me. I invited my best friend to go out with me but he wants to stay home and watch TV. I want to spend my birthday in front of my PC... with OWF!!!


Maybe it's about time you go out and get new friends. The ones you have now sound prety useless.

Anonyman! 05-18-2008 05:20 AM

I grew up in Kansas in the United States. I was the only ethnic person for MILES. You know what I did for fun? Marijuana, Acid, and shrooms. I visited my uncle in the summer just to leave and go to Vegas. I had very few friends until I was sent to a mental hospital. When I left, I hung out with the kids from there because they had much more in common than the money choking preps and crotch digging hicks that surrounded me. Then I moved. Have fun living sir.

abe is now! 05-18-2008 05:20 AM

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Maybe it's about time you go out and get new friends. The ones you have now sound prety useless.

I don't know... I'm so tired... I'm staying home!!! Decided!!! And thank you for helping me... I love you guys!!!

Nate 05-18-2008 05:56 AM

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Happy birthday Fabio ;).

Is his name really Fabio?


abe is now! 05-18-2008 06:13 AM

Yes my shitty name is Fabio XD!!!

Nate 05-18-2008 06:20 AM

I think it's an awesome name.

abe is now! 05-18-2008 06:23 AM

Thank you... it's not very populr in Italy. My mother says it's an ancient and important name. She says it's from an ancient Roman name.

Wil 05-18-2008 06:59 AM

That makes it an brilliant name. You should appreciate having something interesting and uncommon.

Wings of Fire 05-18-2008 07:05 AM

One of my favourite singers is named Fabio, show some pride in your name ^^ your parents chose if for a reason.

abe is now! 05-18-2008 07:07 AM

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That makes it an brilliant name. You should appreciate having something interesting and uncommon.

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One of my favourite singers is named Fabio, show some pride in your name ^^ your parents chose if for a reason.

Thank you huys, I love you :)!!!!! You made my birthday happy!!!

Killy 05-18-2008 07:42 AM

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Maybe it's about time you go out and get new friends. The ones you have now sound prety useless.

Quoted for truth, well said T-nex. :) Try opening yourself up a little bit to new people. That could actually turn out to be a very nice birthday present. Maybe not instantly, today, but maybe in the future.

I personally don't believe you have only one thing to do on this special day. Spending all your time on OWF just seems like an excuse for you to ignore the fact that indeed - you might not feel all happy and dandy based on how your day has been - but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try and improve it for your own sake. Now, try and cheer up a little. Consider those who get no recognition on their birthdays whatsoever.

As far as your name's concerned - have some pride - it is indeed a special name. If memory serves me right, Quintus Fabius was a Roman general known for his tactics to delay Hannibal who had his eyes set on Rome.

Vanilla ✜ 05-18-2008 07:52 AM

And hes Italian just like you abe is now.

Wil 05-18-2008 08:04 AM

I’m sure abe is now! had already spotted that.

abe is now! 05-18-2008 09:09 AM

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I’m sure abe is now! had already spotted that.

No I hadn't... Thanks to Killy for telling me it!!!

Alf Shall Rise 05-18-2008 09:55 AM

Happy birthday, Abe is Now!