I have a request...
 

Calling all forumites! One and all! Laser requires you to delve into the vast caverns of your wit and help me!

My request is a simple one :

I need some help coming up with either brilliant come-backs or yo mama so fat "jokes".

Cheers in advance,:D

The best come-back in any situation is simply, "You're a fuckwit."

Like in this case, for example.

Just look at them like the morons they are until they begin to feel uncomfortable and walk slowly away :).

I was about to put myself forward but then I noticed Wings of Fire had already posted.

He is the man for the job ;)

Yeah, leave this one to Wings of fire. :P

Yay, the WOF fan club now has two members.

Join us next week where we shall learn how to destroy a superficial net argument using only common sense.

"Your mums so fat she died.", or "I have cancer.".

Ha, if someone starts something with me I'm just like, 'Shut the f**k up, loser.' and ignore them. I did that to Taylor, and Sam was like, "Served!' so it helps to have allies! Mwhahah *is hit by brick*
Ahem.
And it does kinda depend on what they say to you first, so you have a good one that is sorta reference to them, or somethin'....

I once (truthfully) responded to a Yo Moma joke with "Well, actually, my mother is in hospital at the moment". The expression on the guy's face as he tried to backpedal was priceless.

A less superstitious person could claim that their mother was dead and see where that takes them.

I personally approve of the murder method of revenge but if you must do anything, target something personal about them. Say their father killed himself. He will cry his tear ducts out and you can feel better about himself.
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Bit of an exaggeration but take the basic meaning and put it to use.

I've done that before only to find that person who made a joke about my mother, his mother actually was dead. I sent him into a fit of tears...

The best response to any sort of 'yo momma' quip is "Not my mom." You need to say it straight-faced and with confidence. If done properly, it will shut just about anyone up.

Request Denied.


"Yo momma is so old, her birth certificate says 'expired'"

Not my momma.

Sally thats a really good one, ;)

Yeah? Well you don't fucking mess with me. I have the strength of a bear that has the strength of TWO BEARS!

OR... Come over here, and bend over, I'm going to cut out your asshole, stich it onto your dick, and fuck you in your newly made vagina.

Because everyone knows a vagina is just an anus on the end of a penis.

In relation to what? Intestinal flu?

Yo momma so fat, her flab rubs together and creates galaxies.

The classic experiences I have with mother jokes are as follows:

'Hey, I had sex with your mum....she died'

and the other involves me telling a friend i peeled off his mother's face turned it into a funnel and shat through it into the hole where her mouth used to be.



Students are known for their wit...

No in relation to it actually made me laugh :)

Ultimate comeback:
Well your mother's so dumb that her son/daughter/miscellaneous tells 'yo momma' jokes from inherited dumness.