Germany's latest sexual innovation
 

SPRAY ON CONDOMS

Discuss.

What if it missed a spot? How would it have a resovoir tip? What if latex went down your MUTHAFUKIN URETHRA? What if it malfunctioned and you had 3 inches of latex sprayed on your dick?

Personally I'm opposed, until I see how it works and how safe it is. It would be pretty awkward to carry around as well, and they kinda look like dildos if you were to keep them around the house.

HAHAHA SEX THREAD

I'm a Lolicon, so I really don't care.

Since when were baby faced/flat chested girls immune from pregnancy/STIs?

On topic: You will never ever want to use one of those things if you have ever spent more than 5 minutes with a freezewrapper.

If you keep saying that enough, it might come true!


What's the big deal with putting on a normal condom? Not that fucking hard.





Buddum dum tish!

Since I don't have a penis?

So you could maybe change lolicon to 'female' or 'girl' and stop being so insecure about yourself? <3

I said what I said.

I think its pretty weird a 'spray on condom' LOL ....

Yeah like mentioned a normall condom is just as good ;)

I SO want to -rep you for that, you little shit.

Woaah man take a joke ....

To be honest i dont use condoms .. surprised i aint got aids yet ha ha

So in other words you haven't had sex yet.

Ha Ha.

I have to use condoms all the time. Except once - thank heavens I didn't end up with anything.

Alcar...

Oh, you gays and your AIDS.

Condoms don't reference an excellent Ben Elton novel in quite the same way as this invention does.

Germans and their useless inventions... :P

Besides thats a real moodkiller. It's already annoying if you have to stop the foreplay to grab a condom and put it on, but for this thing to work you actually have to get out of bed, turn on the lights, spray something on your dick with tactical precision, turn the lights back off and hope that she/he is still horny :p.

Surprised you even had sex...

I agree that it`s no big deal, but if it ain`t HARD there is no point in using any
type of condom. :D


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Buddum Tish...

For those who haven't actually read the article: it's a device that you insert your wang into and it sprays it completely with latex. You don't have to be particularly precise yourself. Also, the whole point of it is to make the most closely fitted condom possible, rather than the current one-size-fits-all approach.

ahh man :(

i was hopeing for grafitting with latex spray :'(

It's a good thing you didn't go preggo on us then.

Eehh. :S Just the thought of having something tight and liquid being sprayed around my wang before it solidifies makes me feel uncomfortable. It's probably not the most erotic thing to do in the heat of the moment either - Heck, even normal condoms are an inconvenience, akin to wrapping cellophane around your tongue. Now imagine spraying something cold around your tongue that'd numb the taste before you enjoy a large ice cream sundae or a tastey pizza or some other food that you'd normally find very tastey and enjoyable - Wouldn't it really, really put you off?

IMO I don't think this is a good contraceptive alternative, and I'm gonna repeat what some people have said here already - What if there's a defect and it misses a spot? And imagine peeling it off afterwards. :P Ick! :S

EDIT:
Alector thought of something. :D What if you're the type who doesn't shave thier bits, and you accidently sprayed it onto your pubic hair or so. Now, imagine peeling it off. >.< lol

Ouch. And you make the most crazy comparison to having sex I have ever seen.

Imagine covering a bald eagle in cellophane. Then, however would it fly? Fly to yonder hills? Much inconvenienced would poor Mr. Eagle be.

http://i30.tinypic.com/der61d.jpg

"Never again shall I kiss the sweet afternoon skies!" bellowed dear Eagle through beady eyes.

And right there, he shed a huge tear... and there was no resovoir tip in the cellophane so he pretty much just had his huge tear all over the top of his head, like, drying

No offense meant to you ghost, more to Lolicon really.

:)
10CHAR!

I win. :p

No, I only hate it because it should be illegal. It really should be. Don't believe me? Look it up. I dare you. It.. hurts meh kidneys.

Edit: 50 Posts. Yes.

Here for that.

This thread is about the Krauts and their crazy industrial nymphomania.

Ah yes. Sprayed on condoms. They're weird and pretty much a waste of resources. Why don't they invent something useful. Like a moon city. I'd so freaking live there man! Just bring a couple of spray on condoms for the uselessness and chill. Uh.

Wow, you're stupid.

I'm not surprised.

No no no no no. Off-topic ma'am. This thread is about aforementioned krauts and their funny condoms. I'm disappointed in you.

Now.. why did they make those? I am pretty sure no one needs them unless their member is shaped like a boomerang and the regular model just won't fit.