Christian extremists call Super Mario Galaxy a homosexual recruiting tool...
 

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5602

Right, reading the first page was funny, then I see it is over 90 pages. These are the extremists that make normal catholics like me look bad =/.

Fake or not.

Wow, I had completely forgotten about landoverbaptist.com

Good find.

Say a prayer for me, friend, for I am one of the doomed fallen-catholics you've heard your parents whispering about.

Dude, Have you been living under a rock? Landover Baptist church is total parody.

hahaha, oh wow

I have never seem anything so ridiculous. It is merely a coincidence. Quite an amazing coincidence, but it is a coincidence. Foolish christians, attempting to make Nintendo look like homosexual paedophiles. Impossible people. They should be destroyed for wasting thirty seconds of my time to read their bullshit.

No, you should be destroyed for being such a fucking moron.

Do you know what the word parody means?

Do you? Ugh. Instead of wasting our time with your idiotic posts, why don't you do what every other moron does at some point or another:


Go have several children and collect a welfare check. I pay my taxes so fucking retards like you can live comfortably.

Yes, I am aware of the meaning of the word 'parody'. I have re-read the thread. I must have missed the post the first time around. I believe I deserve a little more respect than that. I don't expect much respect, but I believe people owe me some, for I have respect for each and every member of this forums unless they really get up my nose.

And do not call me a moron. I could go on forever about the pathetic things that a typical moron would do, and I can assure you, I do not do any of those things. I believe that you should show a little more consideration before replying in such a manner, and consider that any post can be misread or even completely missed.

I also pay taxes for the arseholes who waste it with those god damn welfare checks. I have a job as a doctor. Do not speak to me about paying taxes, for I know exactly how it is. I live comfortably using my own money, not anyone else's. Yes, my wife chips in occasionally, but they all do.

Christ guys, settle down, this isn't the bitch at each other thread.

Wait a minute...

Wow, a doctor. How impressive.

Moron.

Listen, I don't intend to make this into an argument, but let's knock it off. The way I see it, you're trying to say that I am a moron because I did not see a post. Had I seen that post, I would not have made my original post in the first place.

How could you have missed it?


I mean, jesus, reading before you reply makes as much sense as thinking before you speak, moron.

If you would listen, I did read before I replied. I just happened to miss that post. It happens sometimes, especially when you're doing something whilst reading, in my case playing the guitar. Yes, it is my own fault, as I should have paid more attenton to the topic, but I didn't, so I missed it. Simple as that.

I tell you something, there are far worse morons than me.

Wow.

Not only are you a moron, but you're a moron that feels the need to impress.

"I'm a doctor"

"I was playing my guitar while reading"

Get over yourself already, tard.

You know Oddjob, the more ye respond, the more you dig a deeper hole for yourself. Hell, even Hobo and Kastere can figure out that DI goads people really fucking well.

Yes, I expect you're right. But DI is wrong about me trying to impress people. I don't want to impress anyone. I merely wish to get on with people without hassle.

That's the end of that (hopefully).

homophobia is gay.

What's that meant to mean?

BOKEN DESSHO DESSHO?

Okay thats hilarious! XD

False hope, dumb-dumb.

DI, why do you like to piss people off that do not deserve it? are you sexually frustrated? do you want people to pay you more attention?

if you answer this post with a comment that is anyway offensive, the answer is 'yes' to all above questions.

This isn't going to bode well for MA...

Oh, fuck off. You're an alright kind of person, but you're causing more hassle than you need to. We must both be morons, as we are arguing over a small mistake that I made. How pathetic and childish. I speak for myself as well as you.

Aren't these the guys who made that hilarious speech at that atheist rally in Washington?

This, along with how you assumed I was obsessed with asses because I called you an asshole and my location is Buttville (the final level of Earthworm Jim, you knobgobbling tool), prove just how much a mouth breathing fuckart you really are, really , Dr. Freud, can you please analyze why I find the sound of Twenty thousand dollars hitting bare flesh to be the single most pleasurable noise of all time?

IMO: It's because you suck dick.

But they do deserve it. Stupidity is so often ignored or rewarded.

It makes me sick.

As far as being sexually frustrated, no, I'm doing okay.


Interesting how you jump to someones sexuality and/or sex life everytime you try to take the piss, though.



Actually, you're the one that's been doing the arguing, my friend. I've stated the obvious, that you are a moron, and oh boy, that was just unacceptable. There's nothing wrong with being stupid, sir. Lot's of people are stupid.

Wow. You know what? You and MA actually have stupidity in common. Cute.

Anal cunt?

+ Laser, I'd wager you only found out about the Church of SubGenius through wikipedia.

This has been going on all day. It shall not continue. You must learn that you do not have to be stupid to make a mistake. There is no point whatsoever in trying to pick faults that aren't even there. I shall not tolerate this any longer. If I am stupid, how the hell did I get my degree(s)? May I inquire, what is your current occupation, DI, and what are your degrees?

By the way, is 'everytime' a typo, or didn't you realize that there is a space between 'every' and 'time'? I expect that it is a typo.

Thread is closed. The winner by KO is me.