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Laser 12-12-2007 07:20 AM
Public speaking (not to be confused with pubic peeking)
 
I need some help!

I'm need to do a speech in front of various people from almost all the age groups (apart from the very young and the dead)

I need a topic which is funny,easy to understand from almost all ages and is interessting

any help good members of this wonderful forum?

/end butkissing

Bullet Magnet 12-12-2007 08:38 AM
On superheroes and the conservation of energy.

OANST 12-12-2007 09:07 AM
Talk about how a creature could bleed for seven straight days and not die.

Oddey 12-12-2007 09:11 AM
On why you haven't been elected king of the world.
Or why you need a driver's license to drive

Mac Sirloin 12-12-2007 12:02 PM
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pubic peeking
lol wut

On how great Canadians are.

Havoc 12-12-2007 12:08 PM
Sex is always a good subject.

Strike Witch 12-12-2007 12:41 PM
How to present speeches?

Mutual Friend 12-12-2007 03:00 PM
Talk about Rosa Parks. Bitch ain't gonna get up for nobody!

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Sex is always a good subject.
Oh Havoc, you and your sex.

Disgruntled Intern 12-12-2007 05:54 PM
Quantum Physics.

Nate 12-12-2007 08:17 PM
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Quantum Physics.
That's a good idea, because then it won't matter if you don't make any sense; it's only to be expected.

Strike Witch 12-12-2007 09:07 PM
"I will now explain Quantum Physics. Take a sheet of cloth, and spread it out. This represents the universe. Now replace said sheet with some cheap-arse seizure-causing animated wallpaper for your cellphone. That's Quantum Physics."

Havoc 12-13-2007 03:33 AM
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Oh Havoc, you and your sex.
Never should one forget the pleasures in life!

Laser 12-13-2007 07:36 AM
oh and BTW if my team wins, we get an automatic A+ in one of our speaking a listening english GCSEs

Just saying

Bullet Magnet 12-13-2007 10:15 AM
Do we get a retroactive A+ for our GCSEs?

Zelda--Fan 12-13-2007 10:26 AM
Um....

Oddworld?

(Wonder why no-one said that?)

Disgruntled Intern 12-13-2007 11:11 AM
Because it's a stupid idea.

Laser 12-14-2007 12:03 PM
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Do we get a retroactive A+ for our GCSEs?
when i mean OUR i mean the people who are doing public speaking with me.

Not everyone who helped me :p

sadly BM their isn't a sarcasm button in oddworld forums :(

also Zelda, this is a serious(ish) thing with old people involved, do you think they would understand if i start spouting stuff about the mating patterns of Meeches?