Public speaking (not to be confused with pubic peeking)
I need some help!
I'm need to do a speech in front of various people from almost all the age groups (apart from the very young and the dead) I need a topic which is funny,easy to understand from almost all ages and is interessting any help good members of this wonderful forum? /end butkissing |
On superheroes and the conservation of energy.
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Talk about how a creature could bleed for seven straight days and not die.
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On why you haven't been elected king of the world.
Or why you need a driver's license to drive |
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On how great Canadians are. |
Sex is always a good subject.
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How to present speeches?
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Talk about Rosa Parks. Bitch ain't gonna get up for nobody!
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Quantum Physics.
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"I will now explain Quantum Physics. Take a sheet of cloth, and spread it out. This represents the universe. Now replace said sheet with some cheap-arse seizure-causing animated wallpaper for your cellphone. That's Quantum Physics."
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oh and BTW if my team wins, we get an automatic A+ in one of our speaking a listening english GCSEs
Just saying |
Do we get a retroactive A+ for our GCSEs?
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Um....
Oddworld? (Wonder why no-one said that?) |
Because it's a stupid idea.
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Not everyone who helped me :p sadly BM their isn't a sarcasm button in oddworld forums :( also Zelda, this is a serious(ish) thing with old people involved, do you think they would understand if i start spouting stuff about the mating patterns of Meeches? |