What would you name a Horse?
If you could name a Racing Horse what would you name it?
I would call my Horse: Go Silver Sovereign |
Slaps-his-crotch/Hides-his-feet.
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King of the World...
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Equus velocii. Short, apt, and to the the point. Perfect.
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Sir Flapper. Cause it's cool.
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Pwner of n00bs
Now that's a name. |
MEANROCK DESTRUCTOTRON
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Sebastian. |
A Horse, of course, of course..
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Speedy Felix, Crimson King Flame, Snapping Turtle Rocket
Whoohoo names!! |
Jeremy ... what? It's a name!
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I knew a horse called Cookies And Cream once. But what I would name a horse? Hmmmm.... How 'bout Across The Border? Or High Charity? Or Pillar Of- *is brick'd for being a Halo freak*
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The name Amalthea has always appealed to me for horses, although I'm not sure why.
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Another good one would be 'Chlamidya'.
Yeah, Chlamidya the mare. |
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The Arbiter, or...Spiderman!!! |
Oh yeah baby, go Halo! Love dat game to de fullest...Hmm...Horsey names...Halo Galaxy beam, Fire Ice Queen...Man I'm a weirdie...
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Actually names like In Amber Clad and Penitent Tangent would be great racing horse names. They're random to the optimum degree.
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I can't believe nobody has thought about this one!
Forrest! Run Forrest, Run! |
Mojo officially just won the internet.
Another Halo reference, probably the best as a name...Uneven Elephant. Lol. |
I don't get it.
Nerd. |
That would be Sgt. Johnson misreading of the name "Unyielding Hierophant", the Covenant command-and-control, refit-battle station that was destroyed by the Chief and other survivors of the Autumn shortly before the First battle for Earth. FWI.
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I'd call it Ugly Face since horses have such ugly faces and I don't like horses and so would wish for it to be berated, like, constantly. Ugly fucker.
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Beta Ray Bill has a face like a horse, but you wouldn't call him ugly.
Not to his face anyway. |
Having input the relevant information that I gained from the above post into Google Image Search, BM, I can now tell you with not a little degree of accuracy that you are a bell-end.
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Hung like a Nathan!
Sorry. |
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I feel Wolfpac's threads are declining in quality.
Yet, it's still better than most of these shitty threads. |
i would name it:
Has-sex-with-my-shoe and Spider Horse! Spider horse, spider horse, does what ever a spider horse can can he swing from a web? no he can't cos hes a horse look out its the spider horse |
Dobbin!Lol!What?It's a Name!
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