Michael Jackson Dies.
 

No freakin joke.

RIP

You really brought my hopes up for a sec.

Nice. You actually got me.

Good thing I didn't tell my sister, she woulda been PISSED.

And there I was getting a wonderful mental image of MJ dieing of blood loss after accidentally cutting himself on his nose...

Damn namesakes!

I'd think he'd die from over exposure to the sun or something.

Actaully I wonder how many other Michael Jacksons there are out there.

lol that was very funny ;)
shame really that some beer expert dies and yet the bismircher (sp?) of their names still lives

If you've ever heard of the show Trailer Park Boys, one of the actor (The one who plays Bubbles) is named Micheal Jackson.

Its also a hit show. look it up, goo Canadian humor.

A guy on my old school had the same name.

Damn. I was hoping something really happened to him. Something like what happened in South Park. Shamone.

Bastard, what's the point on getting my hopes up!?

OW!

Damn I was hopeing he melted from the sun being 99% plastic and all.

Why all the hatin', fools?

Well the senior dean of my high school was called Bill Hicks, no shit. Too bad he really sucked.

Shall I fetch the trumpet for the funeral soundtrack?

hoho, that got me for a couple of seconds...I sorta like ol' Michael Jackson, he has good music....

Yeah his really old music wasn't so bad. Before he changed himself. Stuff like Billy Jean and that.

Oh MY Odd, my friend thinks he's hot. He's songs are.... okay. But his face? It looks like his nose was run over 40-something times, then held up straight by a crane. No kidding.
-_o

Seriously though. He looks like a woman. His lips are bright red and his face is really, really pale. It reminds me of a Geisha.

But he hasn't serviced men.

Oh, wait, I guess he is in more ways than one, never mind.

Why in the hell did I forget to check this thread yesterday when I was on!? xD Nice one.

A guy dies and we're joking?
Anyway, I don't see everyone's problems with micheal jackson, I have sympathy for him, how racial discrimination ruined his life, and how people used and abused him.

He's actually the guy who plays Trevor.

Lol, that really had me laughing.

I am genuinly sad a proper beer lover has died.

You guys are sick bastards

It's a shame this Michael Jackson's dead, though I really wish it was the dodgy moonwalk Michael Jackson who died. I despise that fool. Never dash my hopes like that again.

I absolutly hate Micheal Jackson.

Me to his music suck's.

Why are there 11 year olds here?

Makes me sick. They could at least have the courtosey to drink my Jesus Juice and sleep in my bed.