Kastere the BARD, you fartlords.
There he stands, so tall and valiant-
Like some kind of internet stallion- He loves to flame, to hate, to laugh- But cross his way and he'll bite you in half- Convoluted, and geometrically improper- He is fast to dub Trolls 'Cock-knockers; With bitter irony, Very Much hair, and a bone to pick- And that sexy misssing tooth that makes him look like a hick- He rules from an enormous, confusing Mosk- He's the first to make one say LOLLERCAUST! |
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Sorry, just honest criticism. |
Very honest, and fair, I was bored and wanted to incorporate 'Fartlords' into a thread name.
Very good choice of picture, as well. |
Well, I generally hate bards.
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I was using it as a genberal term, just for the moment, I wasn't giving myself the ass-tyacular title of 'Bard' that would be lame.
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Fascinating tale of a man's struggle with mild success.
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WHY THANK YOU.
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