Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows *SPOILERS*
 

Only 11 hours to go until I get my hands on a copy!

I can't wait! I've purposely not downloaded the online leak, merely because I want the wonderful hardback.

Alcar...

Apparently, the online leak is fake. The author admitted to it, plus the number of pages doesn't match the real number.

I'm getting it, hopefully by using a tank to enter the mall.

Mrs Rowling has herself admitted that one of the online leaks is the real version. Unless it's all a stunt :p

Alcar...

I am looking forward to it, read all of them with my family, and this will be satisfying.

I will tell you all that I am going to ride my bike past Chapters when the book comes out, have my pre-ordered copy in hand, and yell "HARRY DIES! VOLDEMORT WINS!" (which is based on no truth, I just think it will be funny.)

You mean like this? (MAJOR SPOILER WARNING, ABSOLUTELY NEVER EVER EVER TURN THIS WHEEL UNLESS YOU HAVE FINISHED HALF BLOOD PRINCE);
http://gprime.net/video.php/pottercrash

Hey! I'm waiting until tomorrow to get my copy! W00t!

Downloaded it and read it, the jpg version.

Well, kinda skimmed it to the end.

No spoilers: Well, It's less inticing, the writing, but it's still Potter.

[Someone] dies! [Someone] gets into a relationship!

Pretty much the only things that people will find interesting.

[Hermione] dies! [Fred] gets into a relationship with [Ron]!

I'm getting this tomorrow morning, I can't wait. :)

Sad, but true, at least for a large percentage of fans that does not include me.
And incest is sick, you need to lay off that stuff.

How about Harry and his horrible stepfather? That could provide some hilarious hilarious "I'm yo' daddy" situations.

I have it preordered but I won't get a chance to open it for another week or so. I'm going to have to live in a self-imposed bubble away from anyone who may yell out "HARRY DIES IN THE END!??@??@!!" randomly.

When the last book came out I was working on a summer camp in the US and there was one little schmuck who found out the ending and would randomly shout out "********** dies!", just to wreck it for any of the little kids who hadn't gotten to the end yet.

Someone purposefully ruined the ending of a book I really liked just to spite me. It sucked hard.

I wonder if the rumors about Harry revealing his eunuchism is true.

I forgot what happened in the last two books anyway:fuzemb:

Wow, I didn't think with being the "greasy teens" that they are, people would
care about the book though I admit I am intrested. Looks like my Birthday was also perfect timing because it's on the 22nd.

We still have to wait nearly 15 hours before the book is released. Makes me not feel so bad if Nate has to wait longer.

(get's the fleeting image of Toddler Nate running around with a pretend
stick-wand in hand)

Hermione = Snape = Dumbledick = Voldemorte.

Sorry for spoiling it guys, feel free to permaban me now

It's now out.

GO AWAY, TROLL.

Harry dies, the end.

Hedwig and Dobby die. Oh shi-!

I bet J.K Rowling is going to be awfully relieved to have this series over with. She can finally get back to her life.

What! Harry and dumblebum's ghost destroy the Horcruxees, then Voldemort and his death eaters invade the shool half the shcool dies [Icluding Ron, Hermoinie and Hagrid] Then Dobbie pushes voldermort of the edge of a cliff but trips at the same time and they both fall to their deaths. Thats the worst ending ever.

Sorry, I had to read the last chapter first.

Shut up, nobody wants to know what happens, whether real or fake, before they read it.

Moxco, that better not be true, otherwise I'm going to flame you everyday, in every thread I see you in, flame you via email, via PM, and any other method I see fit, until I'm banned.

Nah it's not real. Dobby and Hedwig do die though.

Lol, I doubt its true.

Harry is a horcrux, and kills himself to kill voldemort.





















Is a theory of mine that I say to people to make them kill themselves, cheers.

Gee, thanks for that, telling me what happens when I obviously don't want to know. I hope your post gets deleted.

I enever liked either of them much, though Dobby was a cool character I'll admit; he was like Jar-Jar except not totally fucking retarded.

Moxco, you're dumb.


TOTAL crap.

Harry Potter dies, right after he shanks Ron with is "wand". The End.




No, I am serious, thats the entire book, it just repeats those events in every chapter.

Topics like this are fun. You can shout all kinds of things and people are going to be all fuzzy about wether its true or not... priceless.