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Nemo 07-17-2007 01:33 AM

I've decided to void my sense of humour
 
That's it. I'm done with existing.

Do not feel sadness for me, for I have decided against enduring all the idiots, racist, and stereotypers, even if there are good times.
The good does not outway the bad in my life.
There has been too much sadness, anger, and lonelyness.



I wish you all a happy life, I hope it ends happily.















Just kidding. I'll be visiting my dad for two weeks, and he's a bit in the stone age.

It's funny because he's also a stoner.

I'm leaving tommorow, don't burn down OWF without me!

Marvak 07-17-2007 03:52 AM

Fuck, I thought you were serious for a second there.
Have fun at your Dad's!

Zozo the Zrilufet 07-17-2007 04:03 AM

.......And that was too sick to be funny, have a nice time.

Marvak 07-17-2007 04:06 AM

I belive it was more relieving than funny. I know what it's like to deal with suicide.

Arxryl 07-17-2007 07:00 AM

No kidding Marvak. Shit that had me worried. I'm not even sure if I want to say goodbye to you or not...


but I will...


Goodbye and have a good time.

Laser 07-17-2007 07:05 AM

that was actually quite funny although very harsh

Fortesque13 07-17-2007 08:22 AM

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I belive it was more relieving than funny.

And a relief it was! Damn, Nemo, that was worrying. You wanna give a heart attack to anyone who actually cares on the forums?(that DOES include me...)

Anyway, have fun and don't get stoned too much.:D

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don't burn down OWF without me

Well, with all this flaming going on around here, the forums is pretty much on fire already...

Havoc 07-17-2007 08:26 AM

Damnit and here I was gonna say: Okay bye!
And it would be all funneh and now you ruined the joke :(.

Anyway have fun.

Nemo 07-17-2007 08:27 AM

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Anyway, have fun and don't get stoned too much.:D

Trust me, I'd never touch weed.

OddjobAbe 07-17-2007 08:32 AM

Geez, the first few seconds, I thought you meant it, then realized, 'he's bullshitting us'.

Have a nice time!

Venks 07-17-2007 09:25 AM

*Kicks down your door, pointing a gun at your head.*
Don't kill yourself! That leaves me with nothing to do!

Oh wait... your joking... well since I'm already here...

Sexy Party! Everyone is invited!

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u.../sexyparty.gif

Alf Shall Rise 07-17-2007 01:55 PM

xD Good-bye, Nemo. Have fun! =P

Mac Sirloin 07-17-2007 02:01 PM

You sick bastard...
and I was all ready to go on your ass about mortal sins and how you'll go to hell for killing yourself.

BALLSACK TO YOU NEMO! Or as the french say...
Balsaque a toi!

Matriar 07-17-2007 04:25 PM

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That's it. I'm done with existing.

Do not feel sadness for me, for I have decided against enduring all the idiots, racist, and stereotypers, even if there are good times.
The good does not outway the bad in my life.
There has been too much sadness, anger, and lonelyness.



I wish you all a happy life, I hope it ends happily.















Just kidding. I'll be visiting my dad for two weeks, and he's a bit in the stone age.

It's funny because he's also a stoner.

I'm leaving tommorow, don't burn down OWF without me!

Man, these jokes are just not funny...

Have fun! :)


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Damnit and here I was gonna say: Okay bye!
And it would be all funneh and now you ruined the joke :(.

:lol:

Fortesque13 07-17-2007 04:27 PM

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:lol:

:lol:? :lol:!?

You guys are just sick...

Hobo 07-18-2007 02:09 AM

Anyone who posts suicide messages on the internet should do it. Save the internets some worry

Patrick Vykkers 07-21-2007 06:43 PM

Attention whore.

Disgruntled Intern 07-22-2007 12:45 AM

Now I remember why I haven't been online in ages.

Damn you, Clearwire!

Jesus.

Hobo 07-22-2007 01:06 AM

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Now I remember why I haven't been online in ages.

Damn you, Clearwire!

Jesus.

I love you

Salamander 07-22-2007 08:37 PM

That was fucking hiliarious. You rock.

Mutual Friend 07-23-2007 09:23 AM

A good joke with a poor punchline. 2/10

Matriar 07-23-2007 08:31 PM

Hey, you changed the title of this thread. Good for you.

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:lol:? :lol:!?

You guys are just sick...

Yep. And I got lotta black humor too. :D

skillyaslig 07-23-2007 09:00 PM

ahh, black humour, my old friend...:p

Fortesque13 07-25-2007 09:54 PM

Just wondering... Would you make jokes about your best friend jumping off a building?

Laser 07-31-2007 11:48 AM

mmmmm...black humour

Nemo 08-02-2007 01:05 AM

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Just wondering... Would you make jokes about your best friend jumping off a building?

Yes.



Also, I'm back.

Arxryl 08-02-2007 09:45 AM

Congrats on making it into OWF without people ripping your intestines out!



But seriously, glad to have you back.