Snazz away!
 

Oh yeah.

Today, I made up a new word. Or verb, actually.


Now I'm gonna Snazz a bit.


The energy produced by the Big Bang is the equivalent of 1 CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).

Chuck Norris CAN touch this.

I hate it that some games don't support 1440 x 900.

Last week, a glass Coca Cola bottle exploded when I tried to get the cap off. I was soaked.

If you yell for 36 years, you'll produce enough energy to heat a cup of coffee. Or tea, for that matter.

Snazz away!

Uh...

Your mum smells like fish!

Nothing good is ever on TV...

Our D.T Teacher sucks balls!

Your mother.

Egg and frog taste bad. Apart from the egg maybe...

This is a fact. You have 100000000 billion years before something happens. Yeah.

In the future, there will be over 1,000,000 channels...but nothing to watch.

David Jason, Nigel Planer, Kenneth Williams, Sid James and Charles Hawtrey rule.

Rest in piece, Scatman John.

I love sushi.

I am listening to my ipod.

Someone broke their neck trying to get to the madame Leota bust in the Haunted Mansion ride at Disneyland due to the fact their is a large drop between the passengers and the center.

I am sick... seirously. Deseased...

I am wearing a POTC shirt right now.

Slurp is hungry.

Bic pencil containers hold 5 pencils when you buy the Grip version at the store.

I often don't make sense.

Chuck Norris doesn't get splashed by water, water gets Chuck Norris'ed.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad.

Chuck visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just the "Islands."

Chuck isn't hung like a horse, Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

I am taller then most shoes.

I can lie though I'm not doing it right now.

Out of the top ten reasons not to do drugs, you're number one.

One time a guy said to his friend I got in a fight with Chuck Norris and lost.
Then he said I faught him again and he broke my leg.
His friend said he was lying because Chuck Norris would have killed him the first time.

Horseshoe crabs are chelicerates, like spiders and unlike crabs.

Thomas Edison did not invent the light bulb.

There is a species of barnacle that is uncannily similar to the Flood from Halo in its lifestyle.

We are more closely related to starfish than dragonflies.

Every time you destroy the Chrysler Building with heat seeking missiles, God kills a kitten.

The impossible is unknown at Zombo.com

Iron helps us play.

Mama, just killed a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead. Mama, life had just begun, but now I've gone and thrown it all away.

Mama, ooh ooooooh...Didn't mean to make you cry, if I'm not back again this time tomorrow - carry on, carry on....as if nothing really matters.
Aah, I love that song...

My favourite colour is red :D

Today I ate a quarter-pounder.

I wonder what this thread is about, but it looks fun.

I like Pompeii by E.S. Posthumus
I also like Navras by Juno Reactor.
I believe in a supralogical, omnibenevolent God.
I think Barney the Dinosaur is Lucifer.
I believe astrology is bullshit.
I am a neocon and proud of it.
I created a new political measurement system yesterday.

In Half-Life 2, no matter what you do, the civilians will cheer for you if you finish by killing a bad guy or at least shooting one.

In Halo 2, marines will not attack you if you kill one of them but don't kill another for five minutes.

I walked the first two times I got up to bat in my current baseball season, then got hit by the ball the fourth time. All other times, I have hit the ball, giving me a 4/5 average, which is .900.

I like Idaho better than California.

I feel the urge to scream many times during the day.

If you read my username backwards, you still won't guess why I picked my name.

I am afraid of swimming in the ocean.

There is a sea snail that can kill you in 30 seconds after it stings you.

Sharks sometimes bite themselves when in a feeding frenzy.

Most piranahas will not attack you unless you are bleeding into the water.

Many of the final levels of a world in Mario feature a cross-dresser.

Toast has a tendency to fall butter-side down because most people knock it off the table in a way to make it flip once.

If you look in the background in The Wizard of Oz when it's Dorothy, the Tin Man, and the Scarecrow, you can see a weird shadow.

Reading this post has given me brief control of your mind.

I wish I didn't feel like shit right now.

Man, will I have to go to school tomorrow? I certainly hope not.

Damn it, I have that college thing tomorrow.

I need more music for my Ipod.

Shin Chan makes me LOL.

I wonder if my old health teacher was a pedophile.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

I'm sleep deprived.

*roundhouse kicks this thread*