Admin for a Day.
 

If you were made the administrator of Oddworld Forums for one day, what would you do?

Me, I would change everyone's name to "Alcar" just to make things ever so fun for everyone around here. I guess I would have to change the avatars too or otherwise people might start knowing who everyone is.

I wouldn't do anything to hassle anyone. I would just do admin stuff. Or I wouldn't go on the forum all day for fear of abusing my admin powers.

I would change Ilovehammy!'s username to "IloveYeshua!", just for accuracy and fun.
I would change Nate's name to "Token Gay Jew".
I would change my title to "The Fat One" or "Stattik's Yang".
I would ban Hobo, OANST, and all the other trolls. Or at least warn them. Then again, I might be being a hypocrite.
I would change my own username to Captain Asshole, to accurately represent my administration style.
I would make everyone's avatar a Nazi penguin sex orgy
I would create 10 topics exclusively discussing Humphrey/Irwin slash fanfiction.
I would have 15 topics exclusively discussing Battle Pope.
I would have everyone's, including my own signature as "All Hail Citizen Kang"
I would give Mutual Friend an unflattering custom title like "BBC's Bitch".
I would ban all links to Daily KKKos or Free ReichpuKKKelic, for the sake of mental decency.
I would create a rosary topic. Just because.
I would rename at least 50 people Allah and flame them.
I would insist all honour Rick James, lest they be given the custom title of "Bitch".
I would start a thread dedicated to pillow fights, wine, and walrus-Paul-Jim Carrey YouTube porn.

Patrick... :lol: I can't even think of anything decent to say, I'm laughing too much.
As for me, I'd just give myself the custom title of 'OWF attention whore'.

First, I would ban everyone and rename everyone to Mau, then I would create a sub forum for all the banned people too post in. Then I would start abusing my admin powers by uh...i dunno abusing them. After that, the forums will be chaotic and victory will be mine. Muhahaha.

I will ban Moxco, and make the backgrounds White with Blue text.

Then, I'd rename every board "Shellfish".

I'd ban anyone who refers to me as a troll, as i am clearly not. I am just a cynic.

:)I would ban Oanst because I don't like him and get my own custon title.

I'd turn the forum yellow and plant pictures of evil pikachus all over the place.

I whould threten to ban everyone unless they worshiped shryskul

I would delete Rex tirano's account

Seconded.


And Zozo........I don't have the slightest clue who you are.


Whoops, I just looked at your bio and since you enjoy writing fanfiction we can easily throw out anything that you say or do. Forever.

I'd probably forget I was Admin. and do normal thing until the last hour of my existence of an admin and then... well, give a warning to someone. sure, let's go with that.

Two words.

Big. Explosion.

:DAww, that's exactly what someone on DA said to me...;)You jerk.

Methinks you'd be dead before you could click the "Ok" button.

Heehee, oh Sander. My hero! :p

I would officially make Alcar my bitch. Oh yes!

- Rexy

Sure i will ;p

Seconded...

You don't need to be an Admin to do that, lady ;)

Alcar...

QFT.

I'd ban everyone who couldn't type properly, as well as everyone who brought nothing to any serious topic.

Other than doing that, I wouldn't abuse my power.

I'd read the "admin's only" threads and give myself a custom title. Then carry on as normal.

Whats QFT mean? :pEverybody hates me today.

There wouldn't be many people left then.

If I was an admin for the day AND could get away with anything I did, I would probably just go around and give everyone bitterly ironic CTs that stated what I actually think of them*. Maybe I would delete the signatures that piss me off also. Beyond that, it would be business as usual.

Oh, yeah. I would also experiment to find the answer to Max's question regarding whether I am able to ban Alcar or delete his account. Could be interesting.



*See my sig for more information.

I would ban matthew9r. Change my title to "Post mongering whore". Increase my post count to an incredibly high number. Make Hobo a Moderator (again). Change the title of everyone to "Hired goons". And to finish it off, I would close all topics.

I change my answer. I'd ban Mathew, and for longer this time.

I don’t remember ever asking that. :fuzconf:

If I were an admin on OWF, I would immediately remove all post icons and references to them. I would also rearrange the order of the forums, just because I’m a neat freak. :D

Trust me, they aren't that interesting.

I'd rename the forum "OAK" just for the horror factor.

:D I guess I should be glad to have participated in one of the Forums’ more OWFful events.

Actually, I dunno. Some of our bitching is amusing. And to think, they’ll never find out what we say about them.