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ODDBODD 08-05-2001 06:04 AM
I NEED FUNNY POEMS
 
ANYONE GOT ANY FUNNY POEMS, THEY CAN BE LONG OR SHORT I DON'T CARE. I NEED THEM FOR A POEM GALLERY I AM ADDING TO MY SHRINK'S PAGE. I know you guys have them so suck em to me baby! :D
note: your poem will be named by you as your oddworld forum ID.

Cool Paramite 08-05-2001 07:54 AM
Hi, this is my poem. You can also find it under the topic Oddworld poem: http://www.oddworldian.net/oddworldf...c&f=2&t=000146

And here is the poem:
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There's a fuzzle on my head
And the fuzzle is mad

And I asked him what?! :confused:
Have your brother been shot?

Was he shot by a slig
Or are you just sick?

Or have you cornered a paramite?
You know that's not bright

But the fuzzle on my head
Said nothing and is still mad!

[ September 17, 2001: Message edited by: Cool Paramite ]

UnseenProphet 08-05-2001 05:04 PM
There was once a Mudokon named Mot'em
with him was a slig named Got'em
Mot'em stood up, and began to talk
and Got'em pretty much shot'em.

Enjoy.

- UnseenProphet, the Samurai Mudokon

[ August 05, 2001: Message edited by: UnseenProphet ]

Cool Paramite 08-09-2001 10:02 AM
My second poem.
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What is a slig without his pants?
He must then crawl, by using his hands!

What is a slig without his wings?
He then can't fly, that sort of things!

What is a slig without his gun?
If he sees a scrab, he must then run!

What is a slig without his brew,
if he sees al of you?

[ September 17, 2001: Message edited by: Cool Paramite ]

Cool Paramite 08-09-2001 10:05 AM
On the site ParamiteNest (http://paramitenest.homestead.com/) are two paramite poems. I don't post them here because I think you will have to ask permission from the owners of the site.

And what do you think of the profhecy at the beginning of Abe's Exoddus?

Cool Paramite 08-12-2001 04:08 AM
Hey ODDBODD, why don't you place our poems on your site? :confused:

ODDBODD 09-17-2001 10:56 AM
SORRY, I HAVE LEFT THE FORUMS FOR A WHILE BUT KNOW I AM BACK AND KEEP TRACK. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO GIVE ME AND I DONT REPLY AFTER A WHILE SEND ME AN EMAIL

WEBDUDE@ODDBODD.NET

ALL YOUR POEMS HAVE BEEN ADDED ;)

Cool Paramite 09-17-2001 12:54 PM
Okay. Oh yeah, I have told you my real name in jy messages. But later, i wanted to keep it a secret (anonimity, you know.) if you have put my name on your site, would you please remove it replace it with: "Cool Paramite - Oddworld forums"?

[ September 17, 2001: Message edited by: Cool Paramite ]