I am broke.
 

Hey, doesn't it suck to be a lamer with no car, job, friends(outside of all you unique and precious little snowflakes:fuzwink:) but most importantly MONEY.
I will do anything for $10,000 dollar. Bang a corpse? Pass me the condoms. Eat a corpse? Pass me the Tabasco. Make someone a corpse?
Name your ****ing weapon, pal.
I'd prefer property crime over crimes against the person but I'm up for anything.
The fact of the matter is there is now way for a 20 nothing with no job skills and a criminal record to get a job. Believe me, I've tried.