Christmas Cracker Fun!!!
 

1. What Joke did you get out of your Christmas Cracker?
2. What Toy did you get?
3. What Color Crown did you get?



1. What is a Polygon?
-- A Dead Parrot
2. A Cowboy
3. Pink

1. What Joke did you get out of your Christmas Cracker?
Why do Teddy Bears never eat?
Cause they're always stuffed.

2. What Toy did you get?
Puzzle

3. What Color Crown did you get?

Purple

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My dad thinks there's a market for Adult christmas Crackers. I don't mean you pull the cracker and a you get a condom, I mean like, a Little Johnny Joke or something along the lines of that.

We don’t bother with Christmas crackers.

*fun*

Christmas crackers? you mean those paper thing? I just buy anything that burns up quickly and makes bright lights, or is an explosive. /fun

1. What Joke did you get out of your Christmas Cracker?
Did you hear the joke about the pencil?
There's no point telling you.

2. What Toy did you get?
Bottle Opener o_O

3. What Color Crown did you get?
Gold


Stupid stuff like that. But the bottle opener was ironic because I don't open bottles of beer. I don't drink it.

1) What Joke?

What's a snake's favourite subject?
Hiss-tory. :rolleyes:

2) What toy.
A wind up reindeer. It was part of a set, which had a different reindeer in each cracker.

3) What colour hat?
Orange, I think. Or maybe purple.

America is too good for your crakers. Mwhahahaha. HaHa. Ha. Eh, forget it...

Yeah, we don't have crackers in Udahoe. Dang...

Darn it... Britain gets all the crackers. France gets the cheese. China gets the cheap stuff. Japan gets Nintendo...

But America gets Halo, and umm... Some other stuff I can't think of.


All that leading up to me not getting Christmas crackers.