This topic has gone down into my depths of depths lol
 

not needed, pleese/pleaze/pleeeze dilleat this thred mmkeke?

If your post count is above normal, it probably means there is a bug on the forum that's effecting your account which causes the number of posts in your
postbit to rise randomly. Judging by what people say, it would have something
to do with spam and the W&B section of the forum. But I thought
Alcar tackled that.

Otherwise, change your password and make sure every bit of information
you've made public (profile) on the forum is still the same.

Well, it's just that my friend keeps going on to my email address and changes the passwords so that I can't get on. He's really a butt hole.

Well, if he ever let's the password slip or you force it out of him, try
to change it to something he can't find out. If he says he won't be
your friend no more unless he knows it, than he wasn't ever a
true friend. Friends don't need to know your personal information
no matter how close they are to you.

Nemo, I've checked your account and only two IP addresses have been used, those originating from the ISP's: pacbell.net and rr.com.

If you need me to change your password or email address you can email me using the contact us link (and the subsequent form) found at the bottom of every OWF page.

By the way, I'm only being nice to you because I worship Nightwish ;)

Alcar...

Hmm. Don't trust anything you say, and only a secret email adress will confirm messages? Sounds like a cheap spy-movie formula.

Oooo! I'll be the suave, sexy, deadly 00 agent. Alcar can be the guy who does all the evil one-liners and requests ridiculous amounts of cash up front. Arxryl can be my Bond Girl. Regardless if he's male OR female.

I can see it now:

000: FOR OWF EYES ONLY

It'll be a smash hit!

Kidding, kidding. Nemo, if this guy is messing with your account, he's not your friend. It's like the third commandment of the Friend Bible!

See?!

Okay, just to clarify it, I am a guy.
I am sure you already knew that, but it could be an interesting twist to the movie.

The blonde Bond chick turns out to be a man who works for the evil one-lining Alcar! Instant blockbuster.

Or...the Bond chick turns out to actually be Alcar! How's that for a twist? Huh? Huh?

Peter you Goth Metal Whore.

After getting my friend to come over, I used some... Ahem, *Methods* to get it out of him. I have changed it to some random affixment (<- Probably made up) of letters and numbers I have stored away.
Threat over, return to Defcon five.

Aw man, and I was all set to seduce Arxryl!

Wait, that came out wrong...

Anyways, how can we STILL trust you? This might be nemo's friend trying to be tricksy! Ok, to prove it:

How many times has Snuzi slept with his pet goldfish?

Oh come on... that's impossible to count! [/teasing]

We need more hacking on this site. Like what happened to PA. Well, he claimed it was hacking. I think it was his inner self Finally Free.

I have a goldfish?:fuzconf:

He finally found his love? He's finally free?

Well i miss Steam more. [/veterans joke]

So who's M? And who's Q?
Do I get to play a bad guy cannon fodder who 00-mitsur shoots in the first 5 seconds?

Wait, i've got a great idea!

Alcar will be Q, Hobo will be the evil one-lining master mind, and Snuzi can be M! Snuzi, go invent some insane yet awesome gadgets, disguised as cheap but fashionable items. Maybe an exploding condom or something ;)

Alcar, will, of course, have to go through a sex-change and then make himself look old by playing nothing but Halo 2 for three days straight, but I'll supply the intravaneous caffine injections.

Munch, you'll get to be Hobo's right hand man. You'll seem ridiculously deadly, but i'll kill you in half the time it takes to buy a cup of coffee. Which I'll be doing as I kill you.

And then, just before I go after Hobo, you'll somehow come back from the lava pit/vat of acid/water tank filled with angry tuna fish with 'lazers' attached to their heads that I threw you into. Then I'll commence by killing you again.

And you can be the cannon fodder as well! We'll just put on a different wig and mustace each time you appear on screen.

Nemo, you have the privalege of being Hobo's bitch, who then pretends to go to the good side, then goes back to being with Hobo.

Ok, heres the cast so far:

000: FOR OWF EYES ONLY CAST

000: Mitsur
Evil, one-lining master mind: Hobo
Q: Alcar
M: Snuzi
Bond girl: Arxryl
Master mind's asassin/right hand man: Munch's Master
The guys who die at least three times in each fight scene: Munch's Master
Evil mastermind's girl: Nemo

I've got it all planned out! Okay guys, show up in Hawaii in two days by 8:00 PM and we'll be all set! Oh, and someone will need to contribute $12 gazillion moolah for the filming.

Wait a second...why am I M? I'm not female, nor am I as old as she is :p

Wow, this is getting WAY off topic, but hilariously.

Anyways, snuzi, you're M because M is always fantasizing of 007, and even if you won't admit it, you know you do the same about me all the time ;)

Oh... bond chick. I'll need some non-permanent plastic surgery for this part. And some helium. I have a way too low voice to be a girl.

And I'll want my own trailer with a 30" plasma screen.

And I want to be paid upfront. And my name shall be "lilly" in the story. and my last name shall be "Pond".

Don't flatter yourself, mitsur. Even if I were homosexual, you'd be far from my first choice :p

Also, M doesn't fantasize about 007. Moneypenny does.

In any case, Mitsur has Q & M mixed up.

Seeing as the female M is a modern invention, Alcar wouldn't really need to have a sex change. But he should feel free if that's what he wishes.

My bad.

Hey Nate, you wanna join the cast? You can be...um...Oooo! I know!

You can be the agent who betrays 000 halfway through the movie!

I have no problem with that at all... :D

Wait, there seems to be a bit too much happiness when you agee to betray me...

Eh, probably nothing. Okay Nate, let's shoot the scene where you handcuff me to the bomb and leave me there!

And uh, remember the bomb is real this time, so don't accidentaly really lock the handcuffs.

This has turned into "What James Bond character are you?" hasn't it?

Yes, it has. Sorry for spazing Nemo. Would you like to redeem yourself and become a few steps higher than being Hobo's bitch?

Wow, how did this go from Nemo worrying about his account being hacked to the OWF version of 007? :p

You know, I bet if the people I casted sent me picture of them, I could make a pretty good 007 parody poster.

Or maybe I could write a parody fan fic. With everyone in their roles. That'd be pretty cool; I'll get to work on it soon.

Haha you should defininitely do that! But please, cast me as someone other than M. Preferably an antagonist :p