Three Word Story Time!
 

I felt like introducing this game around these here parts, especialy with the forum being as boring as it currently is.

Rules:

• Only three words per post.
• Make it connect to what the previous poster said.
• No bullsh*t like random words that don't fit.
• No double posting.

I'll start us off with the following:

Jake was crawling

Through the field

When he saw

A very strange

steef which looked

very hairy and

was drinking a

gallon of oil

Then he went

straight into industrial

to look for

A red book

some kind of

magical red book.

However, there was

a blue book

That had green

letters that were

written in blood

which was rather

creepy and yucky.

So, Jake decided

to investigate this

by kissing his

hairy overwieght smelly

feet in order

to gain the

power to destroy

the entire world.

To his disappointment,