AlphaScrab -> Mojo
 

I'd like to announce that AlphaScrab is no more. I hacked his account and changed it to Mojo. Mhuaha! That'll teach that smelly little bastard!

Nah, I think I've outgrown that name. I thought it was time for a change. Well, for those who know me, they know it's not really a change.

Even though the name is different, it's still little old me.

Happy Makeover!

Oh no! With AlphaScrab gone I can no longer think of the dominant scrab
with the banner around his neck spelling the words "AlphaScrab" on it.

Nah, really, congratulations on getting your new username. Have fun
confusing the minds of people that will never view this thread and wonder
how some guy with a 1,500 odd post got to be a moderator.

Might I recommend an informative Custom Title for those poor schlubs who don't already know you as Mojo?

Thankyou for posting this notice Sander :)

Nathan brings up a good point, if you don't mind having your custom title changed temporarily I can fix that up in a jiffy. Though you're entitled to keep it at Flumpy if you wish.

Alcar...

Actually, what does Flumpy mean?

Yeah, you can change it for a while, Pete.

And Flumpy is just a thing Rexy made up for me. :P

All I can say is, don't use urbandictionary to find the definiton. The mental image may scar you for life...

I think it's funny. Well, now that I know what Flumpy means...

I thought it was some old pachyderm cartoon character at first.

Well, my life IS scary so it doesn't matter. What is it now?

You poor dear.

Thank Heaven it's a mental image, at the least.

Now don't tantalize me, guys! What is it?? If it's that scary then I really want to know!! :D

*sigh*

If you really want to know, then don't follow the instructions in my last post.

I learned my lesson ages ago. If anything on the internet tells you not to do something, follow that advice.

And this was:

...so where exactly are the instructions to find it out?

Let's put it in a way that any idiot can understand.

Any sane person should not go to urbandictionary and search for the term 'flumpy'. Neither should they click on this link, which will take you to the result of the search so that really dumb people who don't understand the internet can also not visit urbandictionary.

Are we clear?

Clear as crystal.

Wait- let me get this straight. AlphaScrab is flumpy, and also Mojo, but has temporarily had his flumpiness extracted?

The OWF vet formerly known as AlphaScrab. That would have been a better name.

No, "The artist formerly known as Alphascrab", for those few poor souls on the forums old enough to remember http://www.youbitch.org/images/symbol-small.gif.

Exactly. Thats what I had in my sig, for a while. :P

Man i am WAY too young to know about that...but why do I?

How old are you then? I'm almost 21, and I know...