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scrab queen 11-07-2006 04:12 PM

holiday gaming songs
 
Right, so I admit I got a little too excited about the upcoming holiday maddness (like masterchiefmas and lan-ukah), so please forgive me and bear with. Just like the title says, I made this thread for gamer's holiday songs. Inspiration here: http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comics/20040125.jpg
and here: http://oddworldforums.net/showthread...704#post275704

Now for my first shot at something relevant:

The twelve days of gamer's christmas


On the first day of christmas, microsoft gave me,

A white clad X-box360

On the second day of christmas, sony gave to me,

A shiny PS3
And a white X-box 360

On the third day of christmas, nintendo gave to me,

A fun nintendo Wii
A shiny PS3
And a white X-box 360

On the forth day of christmas, Paramount gave me,

The awesome Metroid movie
A nintendo Wii
A shiny PS3
And a white X-box 360

On the fifth day of christmas, Bungie gave to me,

HALO 3!
The awesome Metroid movie
A nintendo Wii
The shiny PS3
And a white X-box 360

On the sixth day of christmas, my parents gave to me,

red vs blue
HALO 3!
The awesome Metroid movie
A nintendo Wii
The shiny PS3
And a white X-box 360

On the seventh day of christmas, Oddworld gave to me,

A long awaited Movie
red vs blue
HALO 3!
The awesome Metroid movie
A nintendo Wii
The shiny PS3
And a white X-box 360

On the eighth day of christmas, my (girlfriend/boyfriend) gave to me,

A giant case of booze
A long awaited Movie
red vs blue
HALO 3!
The awesome Metroid movie
A nintendo Wii
The shiny PS3
And a white X-box 360

On the ninth day of christmas, my little sis got me,

A sculpture of ...something
A giant case of booze
A long awaited Movie
red vs blue
HALO 3!
The awesome Metroid movie
A nintendo Wii
The shiny PS3
And a white X-box 360

On the tenth day of christmas, my computer gave me,

The windows blue screen of death
what the hell is this thing?
A giant case of booze
A long awaited Movie
red vs blue
HALO 3!
The awesome Metroid movie
A nintendo Wii
The shiny PS3
And a white X-box 360

On the eleventh day of christmas, my uncle had bought me,

That 500 inch t.v
The blue screen of death
is it a cow or something?
A giant case of booze
A long awaited Movie
red vs blue
HALO 3!
The awesome Metroid movie
A nintendo Wii
The shiny PS3
And a white X-box 360

On the twelfth day of christmas, I got myself for me,

A brand new NES
A 500 inch t.v
The blue screen of death
Oh...it's a coffee mug
A giant case of booze
A long awaited Movie
red vs blue
HALO 3!
The awesome Metroid movie
A nintendo Wii
The shiny PS3
And a white X-box 360 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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weee! I did it! :spin:

Abeguy 11-07-2006 04:52 PM

you have a (girlfriend/boyfriend)

Choose one...


nice song :D

Arxryl 11-08-2006 05:20 AM

that's a funny song. I'll have to think up some lyrics to another holiday tune....

"Jingle bells,
stockyard smells,
mud got saved by Abe...
Abe's on the run,
from sligs with guns,
thank odd he has possesion!"

what dya' think? I made it in less than two minutes... heh heh heh.

Mojo 11-08-2006 09:04 AM

Heh, this reminds me of The 12 Days of Blizzard.

"Abey, the blue-skinned Mudo
Had a very dif'rent skin
fought for the power of Shrykull
so he could save all of his kin

All of the other Mudos
laughed at him, and called him names
but when he fin'ly saved them
they all bowed their heads in shame"


Okay, enough of thisss crap! I hatesss the holidaysss!

Arxryl 11-08-2006 03:11 PM

Scrab queen, I like your finished version of the song, and i like your rendition of rudolph the red nosed reindeer, Alpha Scrab!

Abeguy 11-08-2006 05:29 PM

(parts taken from larry the Cable Guy)
Silent Farts
Deadly farts
Drink a Brew
One will do
Let one go rip, and possess it on sight.
Blowing up sligs, all through the night.
Oh it is so much fuuuuuhuuun.
Killing sligs wuhun by one.

:P

ziggy 11-08-2006 06:03 PM

i loved the song scrab queen! seriously it was one of the best i've read here. The owrds went well with the beat. I liked the "ohh..its a coffee mug" part too. :)

magic9mushroom 11-08-2006 07:59 PM

Holidays? What holidays?

BTW: Cool songs!

Abeguy 11-08-2006 08:47 PM

I don't even celebrate Christmas...o.O

scrab queen 11-09-2006 04:44 PM

Thanks guys. This sorta reminds me of Bullet Magnet's thread...
I know it's crappy, but I came up with this without really thinking about it. Based off the web comic: Planet Zebeth

Jingle (taco) bells

Jingle bells,
Geruta smells,
Samus likes Booze, horray!

Ridley's bar has a 3 ton keg,
and Kraid eats (deep fried) Mother Brain.

Arxryl 11-09-2006 08:47 PM

cool... not bad for a no-thinker! See? It's amazing what the mind can do when it's bored.