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Goresplatter 11-04-2006 04:52 AM

A little early, but...
 
I made an Oddworld version of the twelve days of Christmas!
Ok, I'm almost certain this has been done before, but it's my try. Feel free to post flaws, it may not all be right, but it's my first try, bear with me.
So here it is! Also, just thought, if anyone else makes an Oddworld Christmas song, post it here maybe?
This song is to be sung to with the voices of the Oddworld creatures in them, e.g. on the second day, it would be a slig, then a mudokon, etc.

The Twelve days of Oddworld Christmas!

On the first day of Christmas, Oddworld gave to me,

A Scrubber running free.

On the second day of Christmas, Oddworld gave to me,

Two Poppers shooting,

And a Scrubber running free.

On the third day of Christmas, Oddworld gave to me,

Three Slurgs squishing,

Two Poppers shooting,

And a Scrubber running free.

On the fourth day of Christmas, Oddworld gave to me,

Four Glukkons yelling,

Three Slurgs squishing,

Two Poppers shooting,

And a Scrubber running free.

On the fifth day of Christmas, Oddworld gave to me,

Five, Big Bro, Sligs!

Four Glukkons yelling,

Three Slurgs squishing,

Two Poppers shooting,

And a Scrubber running free.

On the sixth day of Christmas, Oddworld gave to me,

Six Vykkers whining,

Five, Big Bro, Sligs!

Four Glukkons yelling,

Three Slurgs squishing,

Two Poppers shooting,

And a Scrubber running free.

On the seventh day of Christmas, Oddworld gave to me,

Seven Scrabs a' charging,

Six Vykkers whining,

Five, Big Bro, Sligs!

Four Glukkons yelling,

Three Slurgs squishing,

Two Poppers shooting,

And a Scrubber running free.

On the eigth day of Christmas, Oddworld gave to me,

Eight Interns slacking,

Seven Scrabs a' charging,

Six Vykkers whining,

Five, Big Bro, Sligs!

Four Glukkons yelling,

Three Slurgs squishing,

Two Poppers shooting,

And a Scrubber running free.

On the ninth day of Christmas, Oddworld gave to me,

Nine Fuzzles bouncing,

Eight Interns slacking,

Seven Scrabs a' charging,

Six Vykkers whining,

Five, Big Bro, Sligs!

Four Glukkons yelling,

Three Slurgs squishing,

Two Poppers shooting,

And a Scrubber running free.

On the tenth day of Christmas, Oddworld gave to me,

Ten Gabbit eggs,

Nine Fuzzles bouncing,

Eight Interns slacking,

Seven Scrabs a' charging,

Six Vykkers whining,

Five, Big Bro, Sligs!

Four Glukkons yelling,

Three Slurgs squishing,

Two Poppers shooting,

And a Scrubber running free.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Oddworld gave to me,

Eleven Meetles crawling,

Ten Gabbit eggs,

Nine Fuzzles bouncing,

Eight Interns slacking,

Seven Scrabs a' charging,

Six Vykkers whining,

Five, Big Bro, Sligs!

Four Glukkons yelling,

Three Slurgs squishing,

Two Poppers shooting,

And a Scrubber running free.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Oddworld gave to me,

Twelve Paramites,

Eleven Meetles crawling,

Ten Gabbit eggs,

Nine Fuzzles bouncing,

Eight Interns slacking,

Seven Scrabs a' charging,

Six Vykkers whining,

Five, Big Bro, Sligs!

Four Glukkons yelling,

Three Slurgs squishing,

Two Poppers shooting,

And a Scrubber running free!

SligStorm 11-04-2006 05:02 AM

That. Is. So. Cool!! :D

Seargentbig 11-04-2006 06:04 AM

It's not a new concept, and we may see another like it as christmas aproaches. But it IS a good song. Hehehe.

Cullen Heath 11-04-2006 07:30 AM

Very, very cool. I don't see any flaws, but the song will probably be in my head all day.:p

Bullet Magnet 11-04-2006 09:22 AM

There was a card depicting the 12 days of Oddswatch, but the order and the "gifts" were different. Good job though. You could have posted it in my Oddworld Songs thread (link in sig)

Splat 11-06-2006 11:13 AM

The words don't fit the beat of the original song...

ZANGG 11-06-2006 09:08 PM

Where are the slogs?!

Bullet Magnet 11-07-2006 02:57 AM

Molluck the Glukkon,
Was a heartless corporate bitch.
With a smart sharp suit and cigar to boot,
He was clearly filthy rich.

Molluck the Glukkon,
He left and ran away.
'Cause he he could not save
Himself from one slave,
And he lost the Farms one day.

There must have been few profits,
To make that old Gluk frown.
He made a plan to save his job,
And to turn that trend around.

Molluck the Glukkon,
Chose to chop up all the slaves.
But Abe overheard
He got every word,
So his friends he'd have to save.

Molluck the Glukkon,
He watched and he got pissed.
So he said "let's gas
Everybody's ass,
There ain't no one that we'll miss."

Sligs ran to catch Abe,
With a boomstick in each hand.
Running here and there
'Round the bloody lair,
But the mud they could not land.

Abe made it to the Farm's boardroom
And fried the CEOs
A slig bashed him down with his gun
and then dragged him with his bro's

Molluck the Glukkon,
Tried to drop Abe in the saw.
But the freed slaves sent
A surprise present ,
And it shocked him too the core.

Zappety zap zap
Zappety zap zap
Look at Molluck fry
Zappety zap zap
Zappety zap zap
He's such a crispy guy.

scrab queen 11-07-2006 02:12 PM

I think I might go christmas singing with that one. Maybe everyone can come up with something, and sing it at christmas. :fuzgrin:

Fuzzle Guy 11-08-2006 06:00 AM

Bullet Magnet, what tune do those words of yours go to? I've been trying every christmas tune I know and can't get it right.

Bullet Magnet 11-08-2006 06:17 PM

Frosty the Snowman

Fuzzle Guy 11-09-2006 02:06 AM

Lol. Thankyou. Good Oddworld-ified song ;)

Arxryl 11-09-2006 01:41 PM

Yes. very good for it not being December yet!

Cullen Heath 11-09-2006 03:47 PM

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Molluck the Glukkon,
He watched and he got pissed.
So he said "let's gas
Everybody's ass,
There ain't no one that we'll miss."


HA, that is so funny.:p

These are both really great. Bullet, I think you should change your very last line, though. The one about 4'th of July.

Bullet Magnet 11-10-2006 04:42 AM

How about this:

Zappety zap zap
Zappety zap zap
Look at Molluck fry
Zappety zap zap
Zappety zap zap
He's such a crispy guy.