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used:) 08-23-2006 04:28 PM

What animal are you?
 
Whether it be zodiac, physical resemblance or just personal preferance.

Cullen Heath 08-23-2006 04:39 PM

Okay, well I'm a Pisces.
And a Monkey if your talking about the Chinese signs.

ziggy 08-23-2006 04:43 PM

I would be a lion then. For Chinese zodiac I think I'm a horse.

DarkHoodness 08-23-2006 04:56 PM

Last time I checked I was a member of the Human species. . . One of Earth's parasites sucking its resources dry instead of being in balance with it. Sometimes I hate being a human, but then being "On top" compared to the other species has it's benefits I guess.

Mmm. . . But I see what you mean. My starsign is Taurus, but I was born in 1986, in the year of the tiger. . .

Probably because of my fangs, my lazyness, my ability to purr (using my tongue against the roof of my mouth), the fact that I sleep well at any time even during the day if tired enough, if I wasn't human I'd probably most resemble a feline.

Besides, any wounds I make with my nails always leave nasty scratches and take ages to heal, much like wounds that me and others have received from cats. . . And that's when I've scratched myself or my friends by accident when I've been negligent and not cut my nails for a couple of weeks. :P Good thing I don't normally let them grow too long and that it doesn't happen often.

- DH

skillya_glowi 08-23-2006 07:12 PM

I'm a Virgo by the zodiac. And I take pride in being human...I believe that the major thing that sets us apart from the zoological classes is being able to say 'no' to out instincts. I don't even like animals, for the most part...

Wil 08-23-2006 07:15 PM

Cat lover! That's me.

According to the Chinese Zodiac, I am a rabbit externally, a rooster internally, and I haven't figured out my secretive animal yet. I'd have to double check my birth certificate. Also I don't know whether it would be calculated using GMT or Beijing Time.

But how can I trust a calendar of animals that doesn't include the cat. ;)

Kamille 08-23-2006 07:34 PM

I'm a emu!

Rich 08-23-2006 11:24 PM

Virgo in zodiac. Snake in chinese.

Ninjaxe 08-24-2006 01:48 AM

I am a pig...which came last in crossing the river. a capricorn according to the english.

Note that the our calender works differently than the rest. Note that chinese new year is in Febrary. Technically I can argue that I am a Rat. Due to my birthday according to the year lies borderline. My mum says I was born in the pig year and thats that.

Alector 08-24-2006 02:16 AM

I'm an Aries, which actually fits to me. The aries is heady sometimes and like to manage everything without any help. I like being human because I've got the abilities to realizie my environement, to see changes and to change myself and the most important thing is, that I can catch everything I see and keep them in my head and to bring them on paper, when I need it.
And I have the possibility to be flexible and not bound anywhere or on natural conditions.
Another good thing is that I have a very strong imagination and the skills to see pictures in my head, even if they don't exist in real life.

But I don't like being a human because I have to go a mainstream, which I don't want and it doesn't matter how much I work against this, I have to follow rules. I also belong to the species, which destroys nature and other species. Since I have my own head and nobody is able to manipulate me, I can work against this.
Humans have to worry all the time, there is no way they find their piece. Time is running and they have to be faster not to get lost...

I'm probably a weird creature, which is mixed together and weirdly modified. Höhöhö.

OANST 08-24-2006 06:13 AM

I'm a cock.

SeaRex 08-24-2006 07:41 AM

My Chinese Zodiac sign is The Rabbit.

Although I resemble a stork.

Kimon 08-24-2006 08:03 AM

My zodiac is Virgo, although I wish to Jason Lee I was a Kangaroo.

Statikk HDM 08-24-2006 08:03 AM

Chinese: Rabbit
American(?) Aries/Ram
If I could be an animal? Shark. The outlaw posses of the sea.

Rex Tirano 08-24-2006 10:20 AM

My chinese zodiac is the Horse. My horoscope animal is the Lion [leo].

But I am generally like a cat - I like lying in the sun; being fussed; etc.

Or a bird. And that's an exceptionally long story...

- Rexy

Nate 08-24-2006 06:13 PM

Zodiac: a pair of fishes
Chinese: Dog (so I'm all loyal and stupid and somesuch)

But I'd say I'm most similar to the echidna because I'm really quite cute and cuddly but most people can't seem to get past the prickles.:p

http://www.anbg.gov.au/friends/archi...es/echidna.jpg

Dusan 08-25-2006 03:31 AM

Taurus, wich means i'm lazy and heady.
I think i'm horse in chinese.

Slig_Cake 09-04-2006 01:18 AM

Sun sign: Rabbit
Zodiac: Crab

When I run long distance races, I tend to go through a self meditation, and try to be like an Emu. We share a similiar running style.

dark_xinos 09-04-2006 01:56 AM

My zodiac sign is an insect from the 27'th dimension made up of anti-matter and cheese.

I havn't figured out what it means yet though as the newspapers never publish my horoscope.

Wil 09-06-2006 05:11 PM

I hope I’m not required to explain the differences between outer, inner and secretive animals again.

Nate 09-06-2006 07:51 PM

Surely that was further back than three days before the switch?!

You are, however, required to provide that link to the site that explained it all.

Hobo 09-07-2006 07:11 AM

I am a human. Face the truth people!

Wil 09-07-2006 09:15 AM

But I don’t want to be a sucky human. *pout*

Hee hee hee. To find the link I posted before the time travel, I simply typed in “inner animal” and “secretive animal” into Google (both terms being enclosed by ambidextrous typewriter double quotation marks), and sure enough the link appeared. Somehow, though, this very thread appears above higher than it. :p

Stuff we Found on the Interweb: The Chinese Zodiac

Keep in mind that the times given are in North American Eastern Standard Time. Add five hours to convert to UTC.

Mojo 09-07-2006 10:10 AM

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I'm a cock.

Yes you are :D

For me, my Zodiac sign is Aquarius.

And I seem to resemble a Meerkat. You know. Timon, from the Lion King.

At least, people say I act that way, all hyper and twitchy...

Nate 09-07-2006 06:19 PM

Okay, so now I know that I am a dog externally, a tiger internally and a rabbit secretively. So I'm some sort of stripey, hopping thing that retrieves sticks.

ANGRY ELEPHANT 09-10-2006 12:47 PM

I'm an angry elephant duh!

Bullet Magnet 09-12-2006 01:31 AM

Zodiac: Cancer the crab.

Chinese zodiac: Dragon That makes me an almighty crab dragon.

Internally I am a rooster. One half of a cockatrice, and they can kill with a look, so that's okay. Secretly I'm a rat, apparently. Hmm. Well, at least I could crush modern civilisation with the plague.

OANST 09-12-2006 11:05 AM

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Yes you are :D

For me, my Zodiac sign is Aquarius.

And I seem to resemble a Meerkat. You know. Timon, from the Lion King.

At least, people say I act that way, all hyper and twitchy...

I was wondering if someone would take that bait.

Nate 09-12-2006 05:23 PM

I figured it was a bit too obvious, so that it was beneath me to tread that path.

Bullet Magnet 09-13-2006 03:31 AM

Oh dear, AlphaScrab. You stepped right in it this time.