So thats what they call it these days
 

Hey, celebrities. Look, if you drink and party hard, maybe do a little X, maybe do a little nose candy, maybe shoot a little smack and rock the ganj and have to check into rehab to recoup could you please, please cut the bullshit? We know it isn't a "busy schedule" or "relax time" or "stress" or "heat exhaustion". Recently Lindsey Lohan has been pulling this crap.
Check out this link to see that guy who directed the Young Guns movies and is directing he current movie, James G Robinson, absolutely call her on this dangerous, dishonest, and unprofessional crap. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...l?link=rssfeed
For the record I think she's a skinny beeyotch who's too busy riding the dragon to act decently, in life and on film. Irony of ironies she's living in the Belushi suite. Look, I don't believe in fate or destiny. I don't believe in juju or shaking bones or good luck charms. But baby, thats just tempting some mystical force to wreck you.

Do you watch 'The Daily show'?

...if so, do you bum the lead guy on it? No idea what his name is. Gonna take a guess...James Daily?

On and off, rarely when it originally airs. Saw it on Fark before the episode aired. The Belushi suite riff is fairly easy to make, so I'm not surprised that others are saying it. And dammit, British people, your slang doesn't translate well to somebody in America's Heartland. Bum John Daily?

Bum ain't a piece of British slang. It just means... bum.

So, do you bum him?

Dammit, this is exactly what I mean.
Bum means a poor, homeless person, usually cranked up on cheap vodka, vermouth, or screwtop wine. Maybe by railroad tracks/railcars or a radiator.
**** means ****. If you want to ask if I **** Jon Stewart in a way that I will understand it, ask me "Statikk HDM, do you **** Jon Stewart?" My answer is "No, I don't **** Jon Stewart. I'm straight and even if I were gay I wouldn't do him if I had the chance(I never will) because he is married and has a daughter."
See, is that so hard?

Just because he's married and has kids doesn't mean he isn't gay. Heh.

He's using bum to mean ****, but he doesn't mean literally ****, he means do you DIG him?

I'm guessing.

uh... wha...?

Why are we talking about this "bumming" of Jon Stewart?

I mean, hes a good man, but I wouldn't bum him to save my life. Even if I was homosexual, hes a married man and-

Wait, were we talking about something different?

You wouldn't have sex with Jon Stewart to save your life? Bullcrap. You know you would. I would.
To quote HST
"I would do damn near anything for $100,000."

Screw Linday Lohan! She's not near as entertaining as Mel Gibson who was caught drink-driving and yet still managed to blame his arrest on 'The Jews'.

Which, as a member of the Cabal myself, I'd like to praise my cohorts on their originality in this case.

Hah, I just saw Mel's public apology on the news. There was no talk of blaming the Jewsies. Where did you get that from, Nate?

As for the broader subject of celebrities doing whatever, I don't care what any of them are snorting up their nose jobs.

Uh, the police report and statements of the officer who arrested him? He said some pretty Professor Grif shit so I hope his career is killed just like Grif's was.

Whilst he was drunk he was blaming the Chosen People. When he sobered up he realised what that would mean for his career in Hollywood and claimed that he hadn't meant it.

Myself, I always say that when people are drunk you see their true self stripped of inhibition. That's why I don't get drunk - it's vaguely horrifying.

People do the most bizarre things.

I mean, he's a BIIIIG star in Hollywood. He's already stirred up the Hornets nest with his film to do with Jesus (though that mostly went on le Bible, so suck it up, Semites). He's known to be a Christian.

...so, what does he do? Get drunk and blame all the wars in the World on the Jews. Now, of course he has a point, Jews are to blame, but saying it when drunk...so very unprofessional.

On the bumming note - yes, do you "dig" him ('The Daily Show' guy), homey?

Yes, I "dig" him. In the way I dig orange juice, walking around in my underwear on a hot summer day, and Faith No More. I think he is a cool, funny guy. I don't want to bang him. Mel Gibson has always been a creepy mother****er to me.

I just learned recently that Mel Gibson was busted for DUI two times before the "JEWZORZ R T3H EVAL!!!!111" incident. Also, during his 3rd arrest he was threatening the officers, evading arrest, and had to be forcibly placed in the cop car. While in the car he was slamming the car and bashing his head on the divider and muttering obscenities. Okay, here is what would happen if I was busted for DUI once, just once
Community service, 3 7 hour Juvenile Dynamics courses at the local technical college, a fine and suspension or revoking of license.
Second time would be a revoking and a short stint in jail.
Third time? There would be no third time. I wouldn't even have a bloody car and after getting raped in jail sitting for an extended amount of time would NOT be an option. I hate how the rich and the famous are treated differently legally.

Ooh, I just found out that the officer that Gibson 'accused' of being Jewish actually is. How's that for irony?