Yeah, he's a real mastermind
 

You know, I keep hearing how Bush really isn't that stupid or really isn't that much of a boor, that's all just a really clever act. Well, after reading some of the things he said when talking with Putin and Russian diplomats I think Bush really is the mental lightweight that he appears to be.
First he talks on constantly about eating a pig. The Middle East is going berserk and Russia has a big interest in that region and is trying to evacuate people from Lebanon, gas is nearly 80 dollars a barrel and Russia is one of our chief suppliers of oil, then there is the crooked politics in Russia and on and on and on. There was so much important stuff to talk about and this guy keeps going on about a pig. http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...041100879.html A small sampling of the stuff Bush said. I've had conversations with my half soused relatives at family reunions that made more sense and were as intelligent. I'm ashamed of this guy.

Bush : No, Diet Coke, Diet Coke.

Haha that made me laugh out SOO very loud.

It was fun to see Bush and Blair talk around just as we all are, basicaly, you know. Laid back and stuff instead of all stiffed up in a suit. Bush saying 'shit' was funny to hear to. Not particularly shocking, but fun non the less.

Ohmigod, the pig thing. I mentioned that in some other thread a few days ago. Seriously, his stupid attempts at jokes are so insulting to the person asking the serious questions, any of the countries involved, and to the people affected by the bombing (I think that's what one of the questions was about. I saw this on TV a while ago and the link won't work on my browser). So, so insulting.

Seriously, a master chef went to a lot of work to make that boar and Bush keeps cracking retarded jokes about it. I think he knew it was rude, too. He had the "Mencia" face on, you know the face an asshole makes when he says something that he thinks is both "offensive" and "funny" but it really isn't offensive or funny? The face that makes you feel that the joker needs both sympathy and a good stout cockpunching? Yeah, that face. I hate that face!:fuzmad:

He doesn't really care where his career goes at this point. Since his re election, there is no longer a hump for him to get over. I think he feels that these final years are just for him to stand at the podium and talk. It seems like he doesn't really care what happens to some of the country at this point either. I mean, he tried to give our ports away to Dubai. To fucking Dubai.

I was hoping for something funnier in that link. Just seems like two blokes talking.

BTW what was the pig thing?

As far as I can remember from the Daily Show, Bush had been invited to a dinner after a conference he was at. When asked completely serious questions, he kept cracking rude and stupid jokes about the pig they were going to serve.

Bush has always been a complete dumbass. Someone even composed a poem of his Bushisms:
Make the Pie Higher

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the Internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked?

They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!
Dubya Speak
Dishonest Dubya