Chuck Norris Facts
 

Some of you may of already heard of this. It's quite old, but I searched and couldn't find anything on it. So here it is, www.chucknorrisfacts.com, for your viewing pleasure.

Some of my favourites:
"When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's."
"Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)"
"Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter."
"Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this a slow Tuesday."
"Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building"

Yeah these get old fast, but they are incredibly funny.

This probably should have gone in the stupid shit thread. It's kind of amusing.

Chuck Norris ****s guys. Not because he's gay or anything, he's just run out of girls.

That list is funny! :lol:

More facts
 

Here's a few more great ones;
"Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people."
"Chuck Norris once sued Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr, insisting that that actually is his way"
"Icy-Hot is too weak for Chuck Norris. After a workout, Chuck Norris rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA."
"Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull."
"Let the Bodies Hit the Floor was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song."

I just submitted one...