Hilary Clinton
 

The news was pushing a lot of gossipy stories along the lines of, to put it as bluntly and truthfully as possible "Is Bill sticking it in her or not?"
For those not in the know Hilary Clinton is the Senator of New York
There were only a billion other things that could have been covered like the Ken Lay trial, the Rove case, the election after Cunningham's arrest, war crimes, global warming, the enormous debt America has, immigration, etc. Essentially anything would have been more entertaining and relevant. I felt like C-SPAN's next topic was going to be "Vectorman or Earthworm Jim:The Debate Rages."
So this thread is about the poor neglected Clintoris.
Personally I think she is a power-hungry panderer and I don't like her stance on video games and CDs and the war in Iraq. I would much rather vote for Feingold but I'd take her over a Democrat.

Speaking of whom - Cherie Blair has some proper crazy shit that she's thrown about over the years, like: “No, I don't want to be like Hillary Clinton.”

Woah. Get her.

Totally.

“I am not Superwoman. The reality of my daily life is that I'm juggling a lot of balls in the air... and sometimes some of the balls get dropped.”

Yeah, she can juggle my balls any day of the week!

This bitch has some trippy stuff to come outta her: “I had no idea he had been in jail in more than one country, including in this country.”

Ha! We all love you, Cherie!!

Hillary Clinton has some intersting views and stuff, and I'm all for women in politics, but just...............not her.

“They want a Beatles song, people want us to sing, they want me to sing?”

Jesus, this woman LOVES singing shit: “You can sing anything you like -- When I'm 64.”

Cheeky! The way we like 'em!

Heh, but she puts them in their place!

“Darling, that is a long way in the future.”

What a fu cking little dominator! Here's more 100% fried gold from our Big Cherie: “Nothing I say here could possibly be construed as making light of those horrible acts of violence, or of the responsibility imposed on the UK and other governments to keep the public safe, or of the difficult and dangerous task performed by the police and intelligence services.”

Hah! It's the way she tells them!

And it's all off the cuff! She don't plan none of it!

“Anyone who thinks this is scripted this morning, this is certainly not scripted.” - from her very own mouth.

I love her mouth, you know she does all kinda freaky shit with that thing.

“Oh, he is my husband, Mr Tony Blair, the British Prime Minister”

She also has a wit as sharp and as dry as knife in the desert (as Cherie would probably muse!).

Slow down there, MF! You're missing out on some Barbara Bush action!

"At the end of your life, you will never regret not having passed one more test, not winning one more verdict or not closing one more deal. You will regret time not spent with a husband, a friend, a child, or a parent." - Straight from the horse's mouth.

I effing LOVE the Bush, too!!

"Bias has to be taught. If you hear your parents downgrading women or people of different backgrounds, why, you are going to do that."

Yeah, too right, bitch - now, get in that kitchen and make me some dinner! Heh! Tell me I'm wrong!

I can't!!

Look at this, for instance: "I may be the only mother in America who knows exactly what their child is up to all the time."
It's plain for all to see!

Oh my god, you are so right!

"I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up."

So, she's a choosy gal to boot - and I like the sound of her kids. Is there anything she cannot do? Answer: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Heh. OWNED, BUSH!!

Right on! Look at this - proof of her Xtreme driving skills!!
"It's been different. I started driving again. I started cooking again. My driving's better than my cooking."

See? The bitch can cook me up something real tasty in her oven! Though the Bush has got brains as well:

"Only the actions of the just smell sweet and blossom in the dust."

Yeah - things round your house must smell worse than the inside of my mother's rectum!!

EDIT: i.e. STINKS OF SHIT!!! Heh.

Oh, she knows her stuff.
"As if we don't have enough violence on television."
They're brains you CAN'T buy!

Though I'd f ucking try!!

"You may think the president is all-powerful, but he is not. He needs a lot of guidance from the Lord."

Who is this Lord she speaks off, eh? Some kind of mofo White House sugar daddy knowing the Bush - dirty bitch!

"Believe in something larger than yourself... Get involved in the big ideas of your time."
Heh, I wonder what Barbara believes in, eh?! Heheheheh.

My shit, that's what! Heh!

"You have to love your children unselfishly. That's hard. But it's the only way."

That's some deep stuff right there - but scratch the surface and she's still being a dirty bitch! Ain't she???

Fuck yes!

"When you come to a roadblock, take a detour."

It's there, again! The same dirty shit under the surface!

AHEM: "To us, family means putting your arms around each other and being there."

WOW - this woman goes like a hurricane!!

But she ain't all great! Look at this:

"Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow my footsteps, and preside over the White House as the president's spouse. I wish him well! "

This is a woman who just LOVES lording it over the people. She a dominatrix, to be sure.

That's what I've been saying, my friend! This woman would stick the heel in and lick your sweat while she's at it!

"If human beings are perceived as potentials rather than problems, as possessing strengths instead of weaknesses, as unlimited rather that dull and unresponsive, then they thrive and grow to their capabilities."

MORE profound shit! I can't get enough of her!! What's that sound? My last shred of credibility flying out the window!

Exactly how long are you two going to keep this up?

"You two"? *I* was talking about Cherie Blair and another member engaged in similar chat. That's all.

And to answer your question: *I'm* done.

Everytime I come on this damn forum I leave thinking more people are multi's...

Barbara Bush is a cunt, can I just say that? Boy, did she do a number on George. If she was all cool as Bush Senior I think we'd be alright. And one more thing, is Bush Senior like the coolest 'effin' presidential name ever or what?