Newbie alert!
 

The name's Izuki Ghost.
I'm from the uk, and am a major thorn in the side of Splat.
He's basically invited me here as an anti-n00b-newb and as someone he can kick around in the RPG forum.
So, yeah....Yo.
I'll go read the rules.

Huh? really? Cool ^_^ Any of Splat's friends are welcome here... So here's the traditional wooden bucket everyone gets when they first join, *hands over a wooden bucket*

And the complimentary towels and fire a... In fact, maybe I'll keep the fire axe.
For protection.

From you...

Anyway, welcome, don't break rules and if you RPG do a better job than on those other forums!


Vote Splat for World Leader.

AAHH!! A newb!! Kill it! Kill it! Ew, it's touching me.
Just kiding, welcome to OWF.

T-nex, thanks for the bucket, I'll treasure it always.
You should do that. I've got a crowbar anyway.
Dude, It's not my fault that every RP topic I post in spontaniously shrivels up and dies.

Vote Izuki for world leader assasin!

Welcome welcome, thy friend of our beloved *cough... COUGH!* Splat. :p
Us hope to see thy soon on us RPG forum.

Ugh I hate talking like that.
Welcome to the forum, have a good time, yada yada bla bla. Here, have a fish. Everyone gets one when they first join. It comes with the bucket. Now you just need someone to give you some water.

Welcome to Oddworld Forums, Izuki!

Here, have some water for the fish. Now you just need someone to give you a cooking pot... I mean, fishbowl to keep it in.

Um... promising... Do we really need a W@RF version 6?

*Sniffs* I never got a fish and a bucket when I joined. *Steals Izuki's fish, water and bucket*
Welcome Izuki! If you're a friend of Splat then you're OK with me! If you're not then, ah, we'll deal to that when it comes to it. If you do RP, then RP well, or you'll prboably have a lot of memebers chasing you with pitchforks.

Vote Munch's Master for random security guard for the world leader!

I have protection! Saved!
You do know how to jump a bullet don't you MM?

I don't have a fishbowl, but here's a frying pan. Now you just need some oil!

You got yourself a cough there Havoc?

Yea bit, it's realy anoying.

Welcome, Izuki_Ghost! Instead of silly buckets and fishes, I give you advise: Stay away from the Fan corner, there are shifty characters in there. Oh, and the Oddworld RPG. Avoid Zulag 1 altogether, that goes without saying, and as a matter of fact Zulag 2 as well. Um... beware of some of the people, too. You know, like T-nex, Havoc, dripik, MM, they're all freaks... and Splat...
I do not want to talk about Splat...

Heh, you'll fit in fine.:p

how come you decided to post a welcome thread when you joined in september 2005?

Vote Salamander for (insert job here)

I am the ultimate lurker..and a problem with the "you can now post" e-mail (it didn't turn up) meant I only tried logging in this week on the insistance of Splat.