WTF
 

Why do the Sligs not just shoot the Glukkons?

Because they look up to the Glukkons and they arn't exactly the most bright. Sligs are very sensitive about ranks.

Also; Use search.

Yeah, this has been brought up before. Sligs aren't intelligent enough to orchestrate a rebellion. Besides, without the glukkons, who would pay for the weapons they love and the pants that provide them some bloody mobility?

yeah, don't bite the hand that feeds you...very important lesson

I thought it was because they would get punished by the slig queen. Or something along the lines of that.

I think it's a combination of stupidity and fear of their mother.

This question is answered in my FAQ/CQA. Don't tell me I have to put even more stupid symbols around it.

It's just the common newbidity, Max. It will happen as long as this forum exists.

One of the forums' best kept secrets is the SEARCH button.

The Newbies mind:

OMG POST! OMG POST! What's this a sticky? Probably not important, lets ignore it! OMG POST!