OMG!!! Our house is on fire!!...
 

... APRILS FOOLS!!

Ah well... Now it's the time to talk about pranks others did on you, or vica versa.

Hehe... Me and my sister decided to fool my parents. It's was 12 AM and we were bored. My parents were watching Television, and then we suddenly ran out saying: "MOM! DAD! QUICK! There's fire in the neighbours house!"
We didn't sound too reliable but they both got up asking: WHERE??
We went to the window and there was nothing, so we yelled: APRILS FOOL!!
Lol... My dad whent a bit grumpy and lay down on the couch again. Well at least my mom thought it was a bit funny. But we did have a great laugh XD

:lol: Nice :happy:

About five years back, my father called me and said something like: "Dave, if your uncle comes over, don't let him in."
"Why not?" I queried.
"He's a little mad at you and your brother and sister because you didn't come to your grandfather's wedding."
I never thought of my uncle as being an angry or violent guy. But the seed of doubt had been planted. "Okay ... but we weren't even invited ... were we?"
"That doesn't seem to matter to him. I tried to explain, but he's still pissed. I don't know where he is."
I thanked him for the warning and hung up.
A few minutes later I realized that it was April 1st. I called my father back. "Hey that thing about Chuck ... that's not an April Fool's Gag, is it?"
Something I should say about my father: he's excellent at playing it cool when trying to prank someone. Which is why I believed him for a while when he said: "Dave, this is too serious to even joke about."
I thanked him again and hung up.
My uncle never showed up, and to this day I think that my Dad feels a little silly getting caught by me in his prank. Because yes, joking about my uncle threatening me and my brother and sister is the kind of joke my father would make.

Yeah, I tried running downstairs yelling "Fire! Fire!" qwith my favourite toy in my hand screaming". My Mum didn't let me off with it. I was given a real shouting at and was sent to my room. I walked upstairs and said.

"OK. My room has lots of toys in it!"

Uhhhh.

I've quit art and have started working at a carwash.


Srsly, ppl.





:dodgy:


...April fools.

Matt, I slept with your mother.

....

Oh, what? Waiting for me to say 'April Fools'? Not this time. :dodgy:

You cheeky bastard! [/laugh track]

Lolocaust!

Hey! CNN just announced that Al Qaida has stood down and North Korea and Iran have given up all their nuclear weapons! on top of that, Bush just got shot in the face by Dick Cheney, unfortunately, the blow was fatal. And prices for calamari have gone down by 98%!!!









APRIL FOOLS!!! HAHA OMG LIEK OMG!!!!!!!!!11111one

The fact that that's a joke makes me sad.

That word is copyrighted!

Yes... yes me too -_-

The balls it is, Mr. "I'm leaving".

Ouch...

*pokes 10 character limit*

Will you stop spamming my thread??


APRIL FOOLS!!

No really though...

Ah, shut it, T. It's Off Topic discussion, and this isn't really a serious thread.

If he made the leaving thread today, it would be acceptible.

*nods head*

Anyway, I can't believe oddworld cancalled their movie...

Yea well at least keep it relevant to April fools? Otherwise it's just gonna end up closed :-/

Oh well... *eats a pancookie*

My nephew was born on April 1st.

No im not joking.

cool......

I tied my neighbours cat to the top of a tree, Then told them that thier Cat was stuck up a tree.
It wasn't a joke.

Well, I lost my job cause I lit my boss's apron on fire with the dishwasher power cord. So now my parents kicked me out of the house and I'm using this nice hobos hand crankable laptob with high speed internet. I stole it from him and got away because his shopping cart slowed him down, I later heard that he told a cop but he didn't believe him, cause, really, who believes a hobo anyway? well now I'm sitting outside of the library with a latte in my hand, and typing with my other hand, I'm starting to get a cramp so I'll finish it up with a nice little april fools.

now to go get that guys groceries.

I told Luke I had herpes. I guess we'll know if it can really be called a joke after I get those tests results back...



April fools, har har and whatnot.

Doesn't have much significance unless you've had sex before ;)

Or were you implying you were cheating on him?

=/

All I was implying was that I had herpes; it just popped into my head. No meaning behind it.

Oy vey. Nevermind. :dodgy:

Well if you've ever had a cold-sore, technically it's true.

Or chicken pox. You can't forget chicken pox.

Heh, Herpecin, I get it.

Speaking of April fools, isn't there supposed to be a prank on the OWF? like last time, Alcar and his gang of prankies made a , "OWF shutting down" banner? or something like that? Oh well, guess i got fooled into thinking there would be a prank! How ironic.

Yeah, it's called the Oddworld Encyclopaedia.