Glukkon position assignments
Welcome fellow gluk , to this fee co depot. enrolment form! please fill out the following so we can assign you a place in the ever growing economy of the magog cartel !
do it. now. general dripik 1. What statement most suits you? A. smart as elum dung B. smoker of cheap fags C. he who tries D. momma gluk would be proud E. dictator of oddworld. 2. what annoys you the most ? A. when your watching t.v , and the remote is juuuust out of yur reach. so you cant be bothered getting up , and have to watch a full season of "the watching paint dry " t.v series. B. when you try to score a slam dunk , and find out your playing rugby league. C. Trying to do everything right in order to gain social status D. running out of " lung buster " cigars. E. never having a mudokon around to scrub your feet. 3. What do you enjoy the most? A. sleeping on the job B. hearing the word "tomatoes" C. getting lots and lots o moolah D. hearing the sorrowful , yet fufilling screams ofa mudokon being whipped. E. nearly drowning in all your $$$$$! 4. What is your ideal source of transportation? A. duuuuuh , who is this " Trans poor tashun " fellow your talkin about? B. a rubbish bin . doubles as yer home aswell! c. a nice limo , nothing more. D. A personal motorcade , consisting of 33 sligs , and 3 limos. E. A blimp that doubles as a holiday beach house , and a casino. 5. What of the below is closest to your current job? A. Whats a job? B. official envelope licker. C. Middle class average joe D. I own a line of fast food outlets. E. Dude , i INVENTED fast food! 6. whats your idea of a comfort zone? A. in the local gutter. B. having a good dump on the loo , while smoking and reading the latest " playboy " C. sitting around a table with yer mates playing a game of poker. D. In your pure glass office , looking at all the land you own. E. Looking from your solid gold spaceship , looking at all the world you own. 7. What would you like to see more of? A. 3 ply toilet paper in public toilets. B. Tomatoes C. mudokon slaves D. mudokon executions E. nothing . You dont " like " to see. You just get someone else to do it. mostly A's - lazy lazy lazy , your a pud , shame on you! Mostly B's - your easily impressed , and find words like " tomatoes " funny . Your a chump. Mostly C's - your climbing up the status ladder! but right now your just a wannabe Mostly D's - I see you have a great future in our company , mr big cheese! Mostly E's - i am entirely at your service , glockstar! |
Mamma's gonna be so proud of her Glukkon!
I'm a Glukkon Big Cheese. I couldn't really handle all the Glokstar stuff. |
Wannabe. Oh well. Gotta go back cleaning my slig boss's pant collection with my tounge.
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Oh yeah, get in there, I'm a rich scum! Glockstar.
If only I had the money. |
I guess I'm a wannabe. Yippee for me.
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Ahh...And I solemly swear I answered all these questions honestly.
I, my fellow Oddworldian forumeses, am a Glokstar! :dazzle dazzle: |
Nice! We're greedy little ones!
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Well I betcha you don't know how to lick the gluck off a slig's pants, eh? Can you surive for an entire year without lung replacement? Huh?!
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We'll see...:p
For now...fetch me my purple sparkly suit! Oooo...sparkley...:love: Next thing ya know, he'll do a Mudokon-type test. :crafty: |
Yes master. I'll get to it right away. :( :( :( :( My life sucks.
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Mudokon test? okey dokeyu! ill brew up some ideas
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Me's a wannabe. Aww well, best get a higher status soon;)
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Yeah, I wouldn't keep your hopes up. If you have huge depts like me, you are the poorest gluukon alive.:crying: I just have a nice social status.:fuzcool:
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I'm just a Wannabe. I must lack motivation.
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mr big cheese, GlockStar is a bit too much for me
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Glockstar is the best, uoi can never hace any depts, you can just take the money
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This is reminding me of all those topics I posted when I got here:
How much would you pay for a Paramite pie? All bow down to the almighty Glockstar! |
I'm a Big Cheese, but it was close between Cheese and Glockstar, the 'what would you liek to see more of' just clinched it for Big Cheese. I wouldn't want to be a Glockstar anyway, too much celebrity stuff, a Big Cheese gets the money but doesn't get sidetracked with fame. Yay!
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I am a Glockstar....whoo hoo. I want to succeed and have lots of money. I want to be notice by other Glukkons
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Im a wannabe... *sigh* time to go clean the fuzzle cages again. :fuzsad:
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ok i got
2 b's 2 c's 2 d's and 2 e's. but if anything im probaly a wannabee. mostly i answered the b's for questions like "sittin around smokin", n the e's for "gettin lots of moolah!". so i guess im a c. i wanna get there but too lazy to do it ;) |
Glockstar for me! I suppose I knew that all the time. Ah well! At least I have Sligs around if Abe comes to call!
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im a mr big cheese...as I said before, I guess all the glory cant be mine...
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The Glukinator is a Glockstar! Now get me some Lungbusters! I'm almost out. :smokin: And after that, get me some food! I'm hungry! :hungry:
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First of all, can you please keep this kinda RPG bullshit to the actual RPG?
Also, I don't think that any actual glukkons eat their own products. They only wish to sell them, not actually use them. |
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Uh oh , Its suddenly not so quiet on the western front!
( hides behind flame proof sheild ) |