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outlaw king 02-11-2006 12:54 PM

slig barracks enrolment form.
 
Please note the following is to class you sligs into the appropriate troop classes , failure to comply with the following will result in execution.
yours faithfully
v.p Aslik
magog cartel


SLIG ENROLMENT FORM

1. A mudokon refuses to work , and the gluks sends you in to "negotiate " , how do you do it?

A. stuff the gluks , i dont give a fat rats about some pissed of green guy.
B. " persuade " him with your cane.
C. Two blitz packers , ' nuff said.
D. beat the hell outta him.
E. execute him on public television
F. pick him up and chuck him in the nearest " recycling unit "


2. A local gluk pulls you into his office for a special dilemma ( 2 ply toilet tissue in the barracks toilets to be precise ) how do you dress for the occasion?

A. Who can be bothered seeing him anyway , watch the late show instead.
B. Sparkley jewel encrusted suit and hat with a gold tipped cane
C. Battle fatigues ' nuff said
D. Stuff dress code , mechanical pants is all you need
E. Youve got a tight schedule , go to the meeting tommorow.
E. Wearing all your badges in a formal military manner.


3. Youve just finished a company raid on a mudokon village , what do you plunder afterwards ?

A. You were to busy sleeping and missed the raid altogether.
B. Some valuable mudokon jewels.
C. Ancient mudokon weapons for your collection.
D. Food , and lots of it , the cafeteria food at the barracks is crap.
E. Anything that will look good on your show.
F. Grease , makes sure your pants and other mechanical components run smoothly.

A Scrab has invaded the barracks , what do you do?

A. Stuff the bloody scrab ! yer mates can take care of it!
B. Run away and hide , and hope he doesnt find you.
C. two blitz packers ' nuff said.
D. Join a really big gang of sligs and hunt him down.
E. Broadcast the situation on " magog on the march"
F. Bah ! find him first! promotion here i come!

You finally geta day off , how do you spend it?

A. You werent working hard enough and didnt get a day off .
B. Shopping spreeeee!
C. Go to the local n.r.a meeting , and sign up for a mudokon hunting weekend.
D. Go to the local pub , play a game of cards and get hitched the next morning.
E. Prepare for your shows next season all weekend.
F. Flying school ( do yer homework! )

A slacker insults your mother , what do you do?

A. eh ? ignore him altogether , you were too busy watching the late show.
B. Insult him right back!
C. two blitz packers ' nuff said.
D. Agree.
E. Broad cast his insult on t.v , it was a good insult , and needs to be shared.
F. Run away crying.

You finally get a t.v break , what do you watch?

A. Any thing thats on . Even coronation street.
B. any thing that involves dancing , or pimping
C, The army surplus channel
D. Any thing yer mates are watching
E. Yikes! you enjoy the news!
F. Flyers of war.

MOSTLY A'S - You are the biggest lazy sh*t this side of oddworld , Slacker class!!!
MOSTLY B'S - Its all about glitz and appearance , youre lulus new valet!
MOSTLY C'S - Battle , steroids , and bloody big guns , tsk! looks like youll be in big bro class tommorow
MOSTLY D'S - Well , looks like your just an average joe , your a normal popper
MOSTLY E'S - Entertainment is your shiz , your the new executive anchorman for " magog on the march "
MOSTLY F'S - Soar like a bird , sting like a fleech , flying class is your thing!

Please hand in this form to the nearest slig enrolment admin as soon as possible.
V.p Aslik

I think my first one was heaps better. For some wierd reason , it wont let me make this a poll

Havoc 02-11-2006 01:16 PM

Nice. And fun. I got mostly A's :P.

Also, shouldn't this be in Fan Corner?

Slaveless 02-11-2006 01:37 PM

I got to be a flying slig. Word. Now I'm one of the most hated sligs in a buisness.:(
On the postive side, I can throw a grenade at my boss. :)

Dark Elite_H2 02-11-2006 02:39 PM

Wow. I'm-a average joe popper.
...doesn't make any difference 'nyways. I'm-a loner, and that's how I'll stay. :shrugs:

Daxter King 02-11-2006 06:44 PM

I got mostly C's. So I guess I'm a big bro slig!

Abe16 02-11-2006 06:50 PM

D is my thing. Another great test outlaw king! :)

HobbitNinj 02-11-2006 08:03 PM

Yay! I'm a Slacker! :p

outlaw king 02-11-2006 09:19 PM

I think ive found my true calling. POLLS!!!

LoboDiabloLoneWolf 02-12-2006 12:31 AM

o.O

...Okay...so what if you got one of each? I got an A,B,C,D,E and an F...

So confused! :fuzemb:

Slaveless 02-12-2006 05:26 AM

That would call for another question.:p But how do we make an addition to this quiz? *Looks at outlaw king*

Cullen Heath 02-12-2006 08:39 AM

I'm Lulu's new Valet Slig!

dripik 02-12-2006 10:03 AM

I would be a BigBro or a normal Popper. Both are OK with me. :D

Good one, outlaw.

Kamille 02-12-2006 02:37 PM

mostly e's yeah thats the way

outlaw king 02-12-2006 10:12 PM

:

That would call for another question.:p But how do we make an addition to this quiz? *Looks at outlaw king*

Done and done! ill edit the poll

LoboDiabloLoneWolf 02-13-2006 01:08 AM

Wey! Bog-standard popper, I have a place in life! :D :lol: Huzzah!

Great quiz OK

mk-ultra.net 03-03-2006 10:27 AM

Cs where all my answers, so then i guess i am a big bro slig ...
All the Cs where of the typical slig`s personality, in everyday-to-day duty.

Abeguy 03-03-2006 05:28 PM

c's, BIG BRO!!! woot, what i did was convert my letters into numbers, found the average, and turned it back into a letter. 3.4 therefor closest to a C

metroixer 03-05-2006 03:42 PM

I got most c's! Big bro steroids here I come? Wait this will hurt? O_o

Nepharski 03-05-2006 04:36 PM

I got mostly Bs, which means I have a life of glamor, but it also means I'm Lulu's personal valet.

:(

Even when I win, I lose.

outlaw king 03-05-2006 06:19 PM

I never knew there was life in this old dog! Well , i guess its not THAT old , but you guys should check out my " Outlaw army " Poll , thats much , much better ( in my opinion )

skillya_glowi 03-13-2006 06:59 PM

I turned out as a normal joe pooper. guess all the glory cant be mine...

Biggy Bro Slig 03-14-2006 10:55 AM

:

MOSTLY C'S - Battle , steroids , and bloody big guns , tsk! looks like youll be in big bro class tommorow
Hehe...I'm already a Big Bro Slig. In my name and in my form.

Munch's Master 03-15-2006 11:55 AM

I'm a mixture-1/3 valet, 1/3 Big Bro, 1/3 popper, and a tiny bit of flying slig as well. If I had to pick outta the 3, I'd want to be a valet most-longer life expectancy and probbaly better pay/conditions. Plus you sometimes get to be on TV!

ZakoGrunt 03-19-2006 03:54 PM

I got mostly Ds. Yeah I'm a Slig Popper!