slig barracks enrolment form.
Please note the following is to class you sligs into the appropriate troop classes , failure to comply with the following will result in execution.
yours faithfully v.p Aslik magog cartel SLIG ENROLMENT FORM 1. A mudokon refuses to work , and the gluks sends you in to "negotiate " , how do you do it? A. stuff the gluks , i dont give a fat rats about some pissed of green guy. B. " persuade " him with your cane. C. Two blitz packers , ' nuff said. D. beat the hell outta him. E. execute him on public television F. pick him up and chuck him in the nearest " recycling unit " 2. A local gluk pulls you into his office for a special dilemma ( 2 ply toilet tissue in the barracks toilets to be precise ) how do you dress for the occasion? A. Who can be bothered seeing him anyway , watch the late show instead. B. Sparkley jewel encrusted suit and hat with a gold tipped cane C. Battle fatigues ' nuff said D. Stuff dress code , mechanical pants is all you need E. Youve got a tight schedule , go to the meeting tommorow. E. Wearing all your badges in a formal military manner. 3. Youve just finished a company raid on a mudokon village , what do you plunder afterwards ? A. You were to busy sleeping and missed the raid altogether. B. Some valuable mudokon jewels. C. Ancient mudokon weapons for your collection. D. Food , and lots of it , the cafeteria food at the barracks is crap. E. Anything that will look good on your show. F. Grease , makes sure your pants and other mechanical components run smoothly. A Scrab has invaded the barracks , what do you do? A. Stuff the bloody scrab ! yer mates can take care of it! B. Run away and hide , and hope he doesnt find you. C. two blitz packers ' nuff said. D. Join a really big gang of sligs and hunt him down. E. Broadcast the situation on " magog on the march" F. Bah ! find him first! promotion here i come! You finally geta day off , how do you spend it? A. You werent working hard enough and didnt get a day off . B. Shopping spreeeee! C. Go to the local n.r.a meeting , and sign up for a mudokon hunting weekend. D. Go to the local pub , play a game of cards and get hitched the next morning. E. Prepare for your shows next season all weekend. F. Flying school ( do yer homework! ) A slacker insults your mother , what do you do? A. eh ? ignore him altogether , you were too busy watching the late show. B. Insult him right back! C. two blitz packers ' nuff said. D. Agree. E. Broad cast his insult on t.v , it was a good insult , and needs to be shared. F. Run away crying. You finally get a t.v break , what do you watch? A. Any thing thats on . Even coronation street. B. any thing that involves dancing , or pimping C, The army surplus channel D. Any thing yer mates are watching E. Yikes! you enjoy the news! F. Flyers of war. MOSTLY A'S - You are the biggest lazy sh*t this side of oddworld , Slacker class!!! MOSTLY B'S - Its all about glitz and appearance , youre lulus new valet! MOSTLY C'S - Battle , steroids , and bloody big guns , tsk! looks like youll be in big bro class tommorow MOSTLY D'S - Well , looks like your just an average joe , your a normal popper MOSTLY E'S - Entertainment is your shiz , your the new executive anchorman for " magog on the march " MOSTLY F'S - Soar like a bird , sting like a fleech , flying class is your thing! Please hand in this form to the nearest slig enrolment admin as soon as possible. V.p Aslik I think my first one was heaps better. For some wierd reason , it wont let me make this a poll |
Nice. And fun. I got mostly A's :P.
Also, shouldn't this be in Fan Corner? |
I got to be a flying slig. Word. Now I'm one of the most hated sligs in a buisness.:(
On the postive side, I can throw a grenade at my boss. :) |
Wow. I'm-a average joe popper.
...doesn't make any difference 'nyways. I'm-a loner, and that's how I'll stay. :shrugs: |
I got mostly C's. So I guess I'm a big bro slig!
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D is my thing. Another great test outlaw king! :)
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Yay! I'm a Slacker! :p
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I think ive found my true calling. POLLS!!!
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...Okay...so what if you got one of each? I got an A,B,C,D,E and an F... So confused! :fuzemb: |
That would call for another question.:p But how do we make an addition to this quiz? *Looks at outlaw king*
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I'm Lulu's new Valet Slig!
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I would be a BigBro or a normal Popper. Both are OK with me. :D
Good one, outlaw. |
mostly e's yeah thats the way
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Wey! Bog-standard popper, I have a place in life! :D :lol: Huzzah!
Great quiz OK |
Cs where all my answers, so then i guess i am a big bro slig ...
All the Cs where of the typical slig`s personality, in everyday-to-day duty. |
c's, BIG BRO!!! woot, what i did was convert my letters into numbers, found the average, and turned it back into a letter. 3.4 therefor closest to a C
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I got most c's! Big bro steroids here I come? Wait this will hurt? O_o
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I got mostly Bs, which means I have a life of glamor, but it also means I'm Lulu's personal valet.
:( Even when I win, I lose. |
I never knew there was life in this old dog! Well , i guess its not THAT old , but you guys should check out my " Outlaw army " Poll , thats much , much better ( in my opinion )
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I turned out as a normal joe pooper. guess all the glory cant be mine...
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I'm a mixture-1/3 valet, 1/3 Big Bro, 1/3 popper, and a tiny bit of flying slig as well. If I had to pick outta the 3, I'd want to be a valet most-longer life expectancy and probbaly better pay/conditions. Plus you sometimes get to be on TV!
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I got mostly Ds. Yeah I'm a Slig Popper!
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