Oddworld Forums - Enlist in the outlaw army today!

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yer outlaws get attacked by a bunch of slegs do you-

a. Run away , ya jessy!
b. shoot em ' then sell the corpses to the local bounty man , anything fer $ !
c. blow the hell out of em with good old fashioned weapons
d.get in melee , and wollip em
e.retreat firing of shots as you run away
f. slegs are yur speshilty , run hide , then stalk em down good!

Yer takin a toilet brake , but yer out of paper , do you?

a.use yer brains and grab some nearby leeves
b.Bah! who needs toilet paperz anywayz? pull up yer pants and leave.
c.Yer hate skidmarkz , use yer hands , and wash up later
d.You dont sh#t cos yu dont have an arse
e.call an outlaw over to bring some
f.This is mans country , you hold it in and dont go to the loo at all.

Yer around the campfire , killing a wounded sleg , how doo yer do it?

a. Slice him up painfully with yer butter knife
b.make him choke on an opple and watch his face turn purple
c.slam his hed on the ground , and split his skull.
d.break his bones 1 by 1
e.show off yer marksmenship and shoot em between the eyes.
f. throw it on the fire , then eat em , waste not want not!

Yer inna bar and yer hear one of yer men saying yer sister was as easy as A , B , C , do yoo..

a.insult him about how ugly he is.
b.laugh and agree
c.duuuuur , wots e talkin about?
d.beat him up , and leave him half dead
e.kill him
f.yer a loner and dont ave a sister , yur family is the wild!

Yur at the general store , what do you steal?

a. all this techno stuff , like laptop polish
b.opples , and lots of em!
c.some blunderbuss varnish ( for yer blunderbuss )
d.back armour
e.heaps of ammo , youll need it
f.a sleg whistle , makes hunting that much easier!

Yer given a choice of weapons , what do yur pik?

a. a electrode lightning rokkit launcha mark 3
b. an opple sucking up gun ( yum opples! )
c.you dont need a new gun , yer love yer blunderrbuss
d.you prefer fists to anything else
e.a nice classic machine gun.
f.a sleg huntng gun.

Alright yer yoofs , see how yer scored.

MOSTLY A'S = yer a techno freak , and a supreme tech head . yer put in packrat palookas private first class!
MOSTLY B'S = yer love opples and moolah , looks like yer in meagly mcgraws boys .
MOSTLY C'S = yer love old fashuned guns and stuff , but yer a bit thick , yer in blisterz bootyz boyz!
MOSTLY D'S = good ol fisty cuffs is yer thing , yer down and dirty , report to elboze tommorow!
MOSTLY E'S = yer a backstabbin machine gun toting average joe , meet filthy hands floyd fer signup!
MOSTLY F'S = if theres nothin better than hunting people , its massacarin slegs , lefty lugnutzes troop is the one fer yoo!

Alright yer in the outlaws army , so enjoy it! stranger might come!

yers truly
outlaw king