how oddworld animals could help the world
 

Alright , lemme think.

fuzzles - could chew up and regurgitate meat for the old folks.

paramites - pest control ( you've seen them eat those slurgs! )

scrabs - watchdogs

clakkerz - big enough to feed millions

slegs/slogs - racing dogs

meeps - could be used for food & clothing

You can't forget Mudokons for helping around the house, or even just being a great pal!

Hrm...Clakkers would make a great product at KFC, Popeys, and Mickey D's...Neverending supply o' CHIKEN!

Sligs- Police guards.
Scrabs- Tamed transportation, and pets.
Eche...I dunno. It's hard to come up with these kind'a things.

Glukkon tacos with gabbit eggs...hehe

mmmmm tacos.

outlaws = great debaters , youve heard them squabble!

muds for slaves hehe, oh and seeing a scrab in real life would freaking sweet

vykkers would make great accountants or surgeans

Fuzzles- Great guards.

stunkz - great for puttin down yer mates pants , humiliation!

Boom bats- mobile explosives.

Boom baby!

...and they could be good teachers as well :lol: wonder how the students would react to have an odd fellow as a teacher:D


~DS~

Elums- Horse racing mules. This would make gambling more fun! (Not that I suggest doing so)
Sligs- Out in the wild without pants.
Vykker- Healthy medince sciencists
Steefs-Patoral police
That's all I can think of.

Chipunks-xbox live chat and insulting those who speak l33t retardise
outlaws- cannon fodder
interns-interns
fuzzles-shredder/garbage disposal

Steefs - Great healthy life sources for us parasites: I mean Parasites to live off. Such good life *Drools*

Raisins - Physical Education teacher, what will happen to you if you don't exersize

Bolamites - Great for launching on teachers

Slegs - Great for Magic Shows "The Amazing Disappearing Slegs"

Fleeches - "Get lost or I'll launch my Fleech on you!" "Fleeches are game characters dumb Ass, you can't fit a human inside such a small thing" "Let's see shall we!"
"Ah, ah, ah ah ah ah!" BUUUURP!

Grubbs and Native Mudokons could be great camp counselors because they could teach the young ones how to be one with nature, how to hunt, and free your mind through meditation.( the glowing blue Mud style meditation) Our kids would spend much more times outdoors and become more bound with the land. Just if they were real....

If that were real, mudokons could possess they're bosses to give them a promotion. Now that, would be sweet.

Then make his boss chirp infront of his guests , pull down his pants , pee on all of them , then let his head explode

What about Glukkons, they should run it all

Glukkon- Nazi presidents >.>

Adolf Aslik! Someone create an rpg on that pronto! Nazi glukkons enslave mudokons on concentration camps!

yeah it would be freaking sweet to feel its jaws tear through your spinal cord

we get odd fellows for teachers all the time *sigh*

skillya_glowi please don't double post, even if you are quoting. You can click on the quote button then copy and paste the quotes from multiple posts into one.

Muff Muff Muff!!!!!
(They don't use the sterchy kind!!!!!)

[Your name here]!
It looks like you REALLY got your head handed to you. How about giving it another shot?

Maybe a scientest or a pharmist(Butt Flow).

P.S. Butt Flow counteracts You-No-Poo.
:P

I like the idea of sligs as police guards. They'll be less trigger happy than the blokes we've got now. ;)

Fleeches to get rid of landfill