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metroixer 01-02-2006 08:59 AM

A question for girls..
 
How come when you all see a little kid you are all: "So cute!" and stuff like that? I just can't see it! What I see is a little devil who is just waiting to annoy the hell out of you. What is it!?

Havoc 01-02-2006 09:01 AM

Word! Kids are a re-incarnation of Satan! XD

OANST 01-02-2006 09:08 AM

uhmmmmm. No. You can't do that.

Rex Tirano 01-02-2006 09:44 AM

Children are cutie-pies. :) Especially babies. ^_^ You just wanna cuddle them, and they smell all nice and sweet.

It'll be a hormones thing though. As girls give birth to babies, we probably adore them because of maternal instincts etc. But you're generalising an entire gender here, alot of my female friends can't stand children.

- Rexy

metroixer 01-02-2006 09:50 AM

Hmm well I see it every time some girl sees a baby or something like that. They are always like "Awww!jewihfi2ou2983elowilwe!".....Okay I am not offending girls or anything but it just confuses me? And how do they smell good!? 0_o

Kimon 01-02-2006 09:52 AM

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Okay I am not offending girls or anything but it just confuses me?

You don't know that. YOU DON'T KNOW THAT!!!!

I dunno. Babies are okay, I guess. Some of them are cute.

Rex Tirano 01-02-2006 09:58 AM

You're just generalising a gender. It's like me saying that all boys are macho and feel no emotions. That's not true, is it? :p

They smell so good cos they have that baby smell! ^_^ All powdery and sweetness.

- Rexy

Daxter King 01-02-2006 11:48 AM

Children the devil's minions. How can some girls think they are all cute and stuff. When really they are annoying as hell, from my experience at least.

Dark Elite_H2 01-02-2006 12:25 PM

Even though children are sometime A PAIN IN THE ASS, they're adorable. How do I know? I babysit two of 'em. :D

LoboDiabloLoneWolf 01-02-2006 12:42 PM

I like little kids....as long as I can give 'em back after about 10 mins.....although most kids take one look at me and scream...:fuzemb:

Coolmanbizkit 01-02-2006 01:16 PM

Little kids are funny, When my cousin was... three? I think. I taught her to poke someone and go "Poooke" It made me laugh :D

Dark Elite_H2 01-02-2006 01:33 PM

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I like little kids....as long as I can give 'em back after about 10 mins.....although most kids take one look at me and scream...:fuzemb:


:lol:
Really?? A kid looks at me, then they hug me. Sometimes, they'd faint right at my feet. :D

LoboDiabloLoneWolf 01-02-2006 01:55 PM

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Really?? A kid looks at me, then they hug me. Sometimes, they'd faint right at my feet.
LOL! Yeh, maybe it's the warts and the witches hat that puts 'em off me. :lol:

Nah, some of them like me, so all in all kids are sweet and everything, and then they get into teenagers...

metroixer 01-02-2006 02:10 PM

Hmm....I still can't see it >.<...

Leto 01-02-2006 03:05 PM

Metroixer, you generalising little person, you.

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They smell so good cos they have that baby smell! ^_^ All powdery and sweetness.
Children smell like fish and shit! That is the true baby smell.

But you see, I am a laydeh, I have no testiclay! But I still despise the youngun, myes.

Silversnow 01-02-2006 04:49 PM

Kids suck. Babies are okay, as long as they're quiet. I just can't stand hearing children scream, no matter the reason. But in general, kids are just evil, backtalking, sadistic little bastards who should be kept in cages.

Scrab Watcher 01-03-2006 03:59 AM

I've never understood the 'awwww!' thing with regards to little children/babies, though I'd say it's probably hormaone related, like Rexy said. And everyone seems to be generalising little children! We were all young once, and not all of us were screaming terrors.

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But in general, kids are just evil, backtalking, sadistic little bastards who should be kept in cages.
Bah. Stupid generation! But they aren't all like that. I blame mostly television for the ones that are. I'm telling you, my 9 year old brother can go from rebellious American teen ('Mom! Shut up!') to perfect angel ('Mother? Can I help at all?') to worse than Disco Stu (*not very modest dancing*) to Beyblade ('Come on guys, this ain't gonna be pretty if we don't get to school on time!') to Pokemon ( [in a stupid put-on voice]'Of course! It all makes sense! *states obvious, explaining it slowly*) and back again within fifteen minutes. It's a little creepy. Back in my day ...*mutter/ramble*

Dark Elite_H2 01-03-2006 11:12 AM

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Bah. Stupid generation! But they aren't all like that. I blame mostly television for the ones that are. I'm telling you, my 9 year old brother can go from rebellious American teen ('Mom! Shut up!') to perfect angel ('Mother? Can I help at all?') to worse than Disco Stu (*not very modest dancing*) to Beyblade ('Come on guys, this ain't gonna be pretty if we don't get to school on time!') to Pokemon ( [in a stupid put-on voice]'Of course! It all makes sense! *states obvious, explaining it slowly*) and back again within fifteen minutes. It's a little creepy. Back in my day ...*mutter/ramble*

What scares me, is that there are maybe 3-5 year olds watchin' violent action movies like AvP, and playin M-rated video games like Grand theft auto, Halo, and Doom. God...my friend has a 4 year old playin GTA: SA AND Resident Evil...Makes me wonder why the termite hasn't cursed his mom out yet...

Abe 01 01-03-2006 11:28 AM

OMG my mates sister is soooo anoying, she kind of has a kiddy crush on me and always happens to be in the room when my mate goes downstairs, shes only like 3-5 and is always hugging me and following me around.

used:) 01-03-2006 12:41 PM

I love babies. Rexy is right about that warm maternal smell they have. Little children though, I cannot stand at all. So arrogant, so stupid. Remind you of someone, Leto?

So yeah, BABIES!!!!!!!

OANST 01-03-2006 12:56 PM

Maybe I'm just completely retarded (it is a good possibility), but who the hell is Leto? I see people mention him all the time, but I have never seen a post by a Leto.

Oddish 01-03-2006 01:02 PM

Leto is Super Munch's real name I believe.

Leto 01-03-2006 01:17 PM

Who? What? How? What-ho?!

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What scares me, is that there are maybe 3-5 year olds watchin' violent action movies like AvP, and playin M-rated video games like Grand theft auto, Halo, and Doom. God...my friend has a 4 year old playin GTA: SA AND Resident Evil...Makes me wonder why the termite hasn't cursed his mom out yet...
I was astounded by how many very young people I know who own GTA, either 3 or Vice City. For shames. If you're 12/13, I'd understand, what with the whole 'I'm old enough to handle blood mum, geez' outlook.

Dark Elite_H2 01-03-2006 01:26 PM

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Who? What? How? What-ho?!


I was astounded by how many very young people I know who own GTA, either 3 or Vice City. For shames. If you're 12/13, I'd understand, what with the whole 'I'm old enough to handle blood mum, geez' outlook.


Honestly...I didn't start playin' Halo right when I was 14. And my mom said "Well, they''ll have to see it ONE day..."
But she don't go too well with the sexual scenes with me and Shawn. She got kind'a anscey when I bought Darkwatch, and the cashier said there were sexual scenes in the game. She looked at me like "are you crazy?" but she let it go. And god...the scene sucked...

CarboN 01-03-2006 01:33 PM

Men's emotions locate in one emotion spot of the brain, so they can do stuff without mixing emotions in them.
Women have their emotions spread all over the brain so they interfere in almost everything they do.

When one sees a little chubby, big-headed and eyed small, soft thing, it triggers the "omglololbbqawwwawwsoocute!!11" -effect. That's why females usually like teddy bears, they resemble babies.
...but that doesn't explain why, for example, Jack Skellingtons or dinosaurs/monsters/dragons can be so damn cute.

Babies can be cute. But usually they all look the same. They drool. They poop. (well, who doesn't)
I don't like teddy bears. I've never liked them.

OANST 01-03-2006 02:00 PM

I want to see this topic again in about five years when people in here other than myself have children. I think it will be a bit different.

Dark Elite_H2 01-03-2006 02:05 PM

feh...I know I'm sayin' this early, 'cause I'm 15, but I don't want children...Maybe in another few years, I'll change me mind...
And yes, people. Babies are especially cuter than toddlers. :D

Rich 01-03-2006 02:14 PM

Kids are ok. Even if you hate babies or children, you feel more attached if they're your own.

CarboN 01-03-2006 02:18 PM

Almost every woman wants to have children in some point of their life.
Inevitability.
(Yay, The Matrix kicks ass, whaa)

But I don't think I'll start liking teddy bears.

Leto 01-03-2006 03:09 PM

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And god...the scene sucked...
Like, literally, or what?

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I want to see this topic again in about five years when people in here other than myself have children. I think it will be a bit different.
Tis entirely true, m'dear. But for now, we can all be ignorant sweaty teen people who dislike infants.

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I love babies. Rexy is right about that warm maternal smell they have. Little children though, I cannot stand at all. So arrogant, so stupid. Remind you of someone, Leto?

So yeah, BABIES!!!!!!!
Heh, maternal smell. Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.

On an entirely different subject: Carbon, I love you and your avatar, me does. Reminds me of a former godess.