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metroixer 11-08-2005 04:25 PM

Your bottom ten.
 
Mine are in really no particular order.

10. Rap
9. Running 7 ****ing miles nonstop (Just did that today)
8. Satan worship
7. People who cuss as if it was they're life
6. Little kids who think they are better then everyone else
5. Sony
4. Sony fanboys
3. Going to the beach on a weekend
2. Flamers
1. People who ask questions nonstop (Drives me mad!)

Kimon 11-08-2005 04:31 PM

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2. Flamers

As in gay people or people who flame on Internet boards? Because if it's the former, I don't like you.

1. Closed-minded idiots
2. I hate running as well
3. X-Core Christian advocates
4. Fanboys
5. Idiots on the Internet
6. Unfounded Prejudice
7. Underhanded Bitchy-ness
8. People who chuckle nervously after everything they say
9. People who bash thins they haven't tried
10. n00bs

Havoc 11-08-2005 04:40 PM

From bad to worst...

10. N00bs...
9. People who pretend to know stuff they don't...
8. Pouching and animal crualty...
7. ...which in turn brings me to PETA.
6. People asking for the obvious
5. Them 'Look I'm tough cuz I have a bad tailor' kind of morons (AKA 50 Cent and Snoop Dog)
4. Crowds
3. Close minded people
2. Religion (ANY)
1. CHILDREN

metroixer 11-08-2005 04:45 PM

Aye by flamers I mean people who act like total idiots nonstop.

Kimon 11-08-2005 04:46 PM

^Ahh, okay.^

50 Cent thinks he's tough cuz he got 9 times and lived, and Snoop Dog thinks he's tough because he went to jail for sellings narcotics.

Just a heads-up. :p

Havoc 11-08-2005 05:33 PM

You know what I mean :P. The tailor thing was just a... I dunno... funny generelisation (sp bleh).

Anyhoo... how thick headed must you be to be stabbed 9 times, and not think... Hm, maybe I should be a little more carefull about what I do and what I say...

Kimon 11-08-2005 07:25 PM

Heh, gotcha. :p

But yeah, that's enough of the spammishness from me. Fare thee well, thread!

MojoMan220 11-08-2005 07:41 PM

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From bad to worst...

10. N00bs...
9. People who pretend to know stuff they don't...
8. Pouching and animal crualty...
7. ...which in turn brings me to PETA.
6. People asking for the obvious
5. Them 'Look I'm tough cuz I have a bad tailor' kind of morons (AKA 50 Cent and Snoop Dog)
4. Crowds
3. Close minded people
2. Religion (ANY)
1. CHILDREN

Hmmm, quite a good list. Yeah, mine would look something like this.

OANST 11-09-2005 06:37 AM

10. Hating things
9. Disturbed
8. Clive Barker
7. John Waters
6. Tim Burton (the most overrated hack alive)
5. Chicken Soup for the Soul
4. People who don't enjoy a good dead baby joke.
3. Money (or my lack of it)
2. Moulin Rouge
1. Beowulf

In no particular order

Fuzzle Guy 11-09-2005 02:51 PM

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6. Little kids who think they are better then everyone else
(Drives me mad!)

Sounds an awful lot like my cousin

"I'm allowed to punch you, cos I can watch power Rangers! "

10. Chocolate
9. Flu (Which I currently have :()
8. School
7. Bullies, Thugs, cheeky to teacher kids and Yobs
6. Bratz
5. Hamleys Toy shop (On the Isle of Man, they give us all the old, unsold toys from the London Hamleys. They were unsold because nobody wanted them, manx people are no different that Londoners, why the hell would we want all the crap stuff?)
4. Teachers who lower you a whole grade just because you forgot an apostrophy or something stuped like that
3. Waitors and Waitresses. They can see your stuffed, they can see you holding your stomach and crouching down over an empty plate, and they say "would you like a dessert?" "No thanks. I'm full" "Are you sure?" "Yes. I Can't eat anymore" "Not even our desert special, four ice creams, with a slice of apple pie, a hint of chocolate cake with a heated chocolate Bannana at the side" *Run out Ralphing* "Well, I am no longer full thanks to you, I'll take the desert, but don't expect me to pay for the meal floating half way down the sewers by now"
2. Animi cartoons or whatever they're called. Sonic used to be a good cartoon! Why did new animators get a hold of it? Why? Why?
1. Shock sites that have demon possesed red head girls with knives in their head, that float on the celing and vomits whiles her head spins round. (I used to like shock sites until I ran downstairs to my Mum screaming after seeing that one)

metroixer 11-09-2005 03:09 PM

Okay you know what? I just got back from basketball practice and I say screw you running! **** you **************************** *pant* *pant* Okay now running is numbah one.

Dino 11-09-2005 08:46 PM

Despite the fact that these are numbered ten to one, they're in no particular order.

10: People who absolutely insist on conflict.
9: People who deny the existance of bisexuality.
8: Politics and gossip, including the news media.
7: People who feel the need to shout at me in the street because I'm Emo/of how I look.
6: People who decide they don't like me because I listen to a band that they dislike.
5: People who make comments or shout things when I'm kissing/making out with another guy in public.
4: People who remove interesting stencil graffiti, especially if it's only to preserve the original condition of a boring concrete wall.
3: People who don't think I can do anything or succeed/people who refuse to believe in me.
2: Fake people, with fake laughs, fake pleasantries, and fake smiles, who attempt to behave in a politically correct manner, generally with the belief that they're either being professional, or that you can't handle what they really think and therefore need to be confused by this fantasy world in which everyone appears to like you and agree with your every opinion.
1: The right wing/left wing/centralist pigeon holes - my political stance is "Do it fucking properly for once-wing".

Dave 11-09-2005 09:51 PM

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Running
Satan Worship
internet flamers
x-core christian advocates
underhanded bitchyness
people who bash things they havent tried
people who pretend to know stuff they don't know
people who don't enjoy a good dead baby joke
cheeky to teacher kids
shock sites
people who have problems with alternative sexualities

All good things to hate.

4. People who are stuck up.
7. People who are stuck up and pretend not to know it.
2. Dogs who can't shut up and sit still.
8. People who argue for/against anything so vehemently that they brand you as evil if they can't convince you they are right.
6. People who hate Bush, people who love Bush, people who hate the United States, people who love the United States .... pretty much politics in any form or permutation.
1. People who can't stand people with mental deficiencies.
3. Ghosts.
5. Bigfoot fanatics. This includes everyone who goes way way way out of the way to try and prove/argue its existence.
10. Small children who can't accept that they are wrong.
9. Bullies.

And if I could have an 11th .... people who complain about other people. I guess that includes me, but whatever.

ANN NEELY 11-10-2005 03:26 AM

In no particular order:
10. n00bs
9. Rap music
8. Cheerleaders
7. Babies/little kids
6. Christian fanatics
5. Games that are only released on the fucking PS2
4. 1st-person shooters
3. The Jibblies
2. Prejudiced types
1. Thomas Kinkade (Jesus smoking Christ, what the Hell does everyone see in this hack?!)

Fuzzle Guy 11-11-2005 12:40 AM

I hate first person shooters aswell, I only managed Stranger because of it's third person mode (I was often bashing into the Outlaws)

Havoc 11-11-2005 01:07 AM

OMG DON't MOCK TEH F1RST P3Rs0n3 Sh00t3r!!

Okay that was ust my random spasm attack... sorry.

Dino 11-11-2005 04:56 AM

11. l33t speak. (that was funny for about a year after counterstrike got boring)
12. Religious people who believe that their religion is the only one and has been scientifically validated, and therefore have the license to start forcing it down other's throats.
13. Arrogance, of any kind.
14. People who disagree when I say that I'm fantastic.

OANST 11-11-2005 05:53 AM

I think 13 and 14 might be at odds with each other.

ANN NEELY 11-11-2005 06:01 AM

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Religious people who believe that their religion is the only one and has been scientifically validated, and therefore have the license to start forcing it down other's throats.

I could not have put it better myself. I cannot stand those people, either.

OANST 11-11-2005 06:16 AM

Chances are that they don't like the two of you much, either.

Dino 11-11-2005 03:56 PM

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I think 13 and 14 might be at odds with each other.

I think that might be the idea.

ANN NEELY 11-11-2005 04:57 PM

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Chances are that they don't like the two of you much, either.

Yeah, they sure do. Always telling me to "Break from Satan's grasp". There's a fucking difference between Wiccan and satan, people! :flames:

Nate 11-11-2005 06:27 PM

Yeah, satanism is a legitimate religion. :devil:

*whack*

Did I just say that? :dodgy:

Salamander 11-11-2005 11:11 PM

10. people who don't listen and ask stupid questions
9. Rap
8. people who resort to violence
7. gangsters
6. people who try to be gangsters
5. bad grammar
4. homo phobes
3. drugs
2. satan worship.
1. i don't have a number one..........

Kimon 11-12-2005 12:50 PM

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5. bad grammar

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1. i don't have a number one..........

Irony!

Please explode.

used:) 11-12-2005 07:18 PM

Ahh Kimon. You and your BURRRRRRNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :devil:

Leto 11-12-2005 10:23 PM

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Irony!

Please explode.
Ba-zing!

10. Anti-Rap
9. Anti-Satan Worhship
8. Anti-Gangsters
7. 2nd Person Shooters
6. Old People
5. Open minded people
4. People who join in my homosexual making-outness
3. Anti-Sony (Nintendo?)
2. Nonflamers
1. Anti - i can't think of a number 1.........

So I win.