What would you be?
 

So the other day, my bro and I were talking, and I got to thinking, "if I could be any humanoid creature, but not stay human, what would I be?" In the end, I can honestly say I would be a Mudokon.

Think about it, the ability to possess people. You could play games with your friends. Every day they wake up in a different prison across the land. :P And also, in the event of your death, you get a good deal. Your corpse shrivels and kinda dissolves, and a bunch of doves fly off. Time rewinds, the birds come together again and form you, at the last relevant point before your death. I could come home from work, go upstairs and my bro could stab me. I'd go back in time to the front door (a checkpoint, if you will) and I could prevent my own death. Cool, eh?

The only bitch is that you only have 2 fingers, a thumb, and some kind of little tiny finger wannabe. Kinda hard to use a pen. I guess that's why Mudokons always use wall paintings.

Anyway, I now present you all with the same question:

If you could be anything humanoid, but not stay human, what would you be?

This is a wide choice. You could be an elf from Middle Earth, you could choose the same as me, you could be a Klingon... heck, you could even be a Predator. So what would you all choose?

I would be a fairy, so me and Princess Glitter-Fairy can play all night! ;) And I can grant wishes and have a cute little fairy dress and fly. ^_^ Just like Tinkerbell, but less moody and with more OWF merchandise.

I can't really see any downsides, I mean I'm already small, so that wouldn't bother me. Plus you can have alot more fun. ^_^

But, actually, then I might be to small to play properly with Rich!:o

- Rexy

I think I'd be an angel. I don't know if they're humanoids, but still. It would be cool. :)

A SMOD on OWF. To close crap like this...

I would be some sort of creature that has something to do with the night. (**** off Leto!). Or perhaps an Asura, they're great.

Wow, you're allowed to be imaginary, fantasy humanoids?
I would be a god, or simply just the God.
Or Jesus.


Or some all powerful deity-esque sorceror who could do anything. Literally.

I'd be a vampire. And I'm talking, like, a Christopher Moore, Bloodsucking Fiends type vampire. I'd be able to walk straight up walls, see auras around living things, turn into mist, I'd be practically indestructible and have superhuman strength and reflexes, the whole deal. And, of course, I would gain strength by sucking blood! :D

The two downsides: 1) I wouldn't be able to do stuff during the day (meh), and 2) there would constantly be a bunch of angry villagers after me trying to kill me. But I think the pros would outweigh the cons.

HOORAY, VAMPIRES!

You ARE a super-mod.

I'd be a dragon.

Dragons aren't humanoids.

:D Gothy gothy goth goth.

I'd be your mother, as she isn't classified as human. :)

I don't give a shit.

I'd be a dragon.

If anyone else has a fucking problem with that, please write your complaint down on a piece of paper, nail it to a frisbee, and fling it over a rainbow. OK? Good.

I'd be a werewolf. I think that they are awesome beings.

I agree with being a mudokon. I would love possesing my enemies especially alone in school! When i'm done messing with them I can make them explode!!!!