Oddtrix
 

I would like to see Abe doing the scene from The Matrix where he's got two revolvers and he's jumping around on the walls and the ceiling shooting.
But instead of security guards there could be sligs.
That would be cool, he could be dressed in black clothing too and have those clip-on shades.

Abe: "Hello my name is Abe".
"DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA"(shooting noise)
Sligs: "YEOWWW".
:D

Rek: *narrows eyes in warning look...*

*sits on him* Heh, yeah, you know that's giving me pic ideas now, don't you...

Rek: *whines* Get off me, you fat heffer...

Ooh, someone's after a kicking...

Rek: *runs*

That would be cool

Sounds cool. So, uh, Abe is Neo and a Slig is Agent Smith, right?

Imagine a Slig in dark glasses with a suit on, and Abe in that really long cloak Neo wears. Sounds kinda daft if you think about it, but cool nonetheless.

I had a similar idea, where the Mudokons are sent to this land of luxury when actually it turns out to be something that the Glukkons have programmed...when the Mudokons dream they sometimes visit the real world and this really annoys the Glukkons so they program these viruses known as 'Jackal Velociraptors' to go and kill the Mudokons in the dreamworld. The dead Mudokons are used for meat. The purpose of the living ones is batteries for the Glukkons' machinery. Sligs are used as slaves. Jackal velociraptors (golden jackals that stand and act like velociraptors) are the new Sligs.

So, whadya think, people? Give me your opinions and I might start writing it!

as long as you make it clear you are sending up the matrix. otherwise people might think 'hey, he's copying the matrix', without realising that that was the intenion!