Oh geez...
 

A few days ago, one or two of you may have noticed before the crazy posts were deleted that my account had been taken over by a friend for a few minutes. Well, that crazy Kuba (CheeseOfGlory) has joined OWF now... for better or for worse, I don't know.

While he's one of the most intelligent people I know, his humor is... strange (Note his location :rolleyes:), so beware! Or something. He actually lives in PA (the state, not inside of the crazy, conservative, Christian member), but he's down here for a little while.

Random: We went to Walmart wearing tin foil, raving about aliens.

The keyboard to the computer he's using down here has a non-working space bar; expect his posts to be short. Lastly, he threatens to post horrid things if I make this thread. I'll take my chances and apologize in advance. :p

So, welcome him... NOW!

Well, I do love Cheese... welcome, CheeseofGlory.

Kuba. With his whopping ONE post.

I spit on you, Kuba Man.

Cheese - fuck with me or this place and I will rip you apart.

You've been warned.

Be nice. Kuba's a cool guy. I was just messing with him. He's not going to try any shit.

...

Maybe.

If he's not going to try any shit, then there won't be any problems. You'll just have to excuse me for being a little on edge after seeing this person take over someone's account, post a load of stupid shit, have those posts deleted, sign up a random account with a dubious name, and then have this thread posted about him, warning us all that he's going to act like an idiot.

Just what my temperament needs after that little episode with AFOS. Know what I mean?

I'll welcome the guy if he turns out to be cool, but for now I think I'm going to stay sceptical and paranoid, thanks.

Um, what the hell are you going on about, Dino? Kuba's never had another account, and where are you getting this "act like an idiot" poop? All my "beware" stuff was jokingly (kinda :dodgy:) preparing people for his strange humor in a thread to welcome my friend.

I was in the house when he got on my account, again as a joke. Taught me to remember to log out on other people's computers. What a good Kuba. Anyway, the keyboard where he is staying is so screwed up as I mentioned; I doubt he'll be posting much if any at all until he's back home.

So.... welcome, CheeseOfGlory? I'm a little confused... :fuzconf:

Do I detect a slight pun in the title of this thread? Or is it just my imagination going out of control again?

Welcome Cheese 'O' Glory. I guess, I gotta look him up.

Welcome to the forums, Cheeseofglory! As for the pun, Gretin, I don't know...I don't really see a pun in the title of this thread. (But I do think I know what you're talking about. ;))

Not another one!

Heh, welcome. He's friends with Ambi and Luke. I'm willing to trust their judgement. :p

that has two meanings :lol:

edit:
wait, I'm supposed to welcome you?
yrolgfoeseehc emoclew

i guess you could read that in a mirror

for all you not english spihking pehpul

welcome cheeseofglory

Welcome Cheese... of Glory.

Dubious name?! And this coming from a guy with the name of Flintstones character?

No more posts, like Ambi said, until Im back in PA.

This guy's makin' me laugh already. Welcome.

My name is Dino for three reasons.

1. Dino is hyperactive.
2. Dino is from the stone age.
3. I am a hyperactive stoner.

If you still think that my name is as meaningless as yours, keep it to yourself.

Now, I'll be frank with you sparky; your little entrance stunt didn't impress me one bit, and it has me very warey of you. It didn't set a very encouraging precedent for how you behave, and I don't like the way you carry yourself off like you've immediately earned everybody's respect. Everyone else may be letting down their gaurd because you're a friend of SeaRex and Ambi, but as far as I'm concerned if you're acting like a twat I can't see any reason why you should get treated any differently to a normal new member. Knowing other forum members in real life does not instantly entitle you to respect, nor does it give you a license to act like an idiot.

In reality you're just another snotty nosed newbie who nobody knows or cares about. You've yet to prove yourself, and so far you're not living up to the hype, especially with that smartalec remark about my name. Do something cool, act like a decent fella, and I'll take good care of you, but start acting like you're already a respected member who can get away with whatever he wants and you're going to quickly get on the wrong side of me. And the last person who did that "went to Seattle for a month".

I can see that you two are going to get on like a house on fire.

As much as flame wars annoy me, I can't wait to see Dino's response to this.

Oh, I forgot. Welcome :).

I goddamn hope he behaves himself. I really cannot be doing with any wiseguys at the moment. Abeguy is pushing his luck as it is.

Of course if he does decide to take the true path to enlightenment then I'm sure we'll be like two arsecheeks in a thong. Sexy, worrying, and SO damn close.

I hope so. Although, you two causing trouble would make my job far more interesting than it already is.

And you were judging him a bit fast perhaps? He's only made two posts and he doesn't appear to be stupid or immature, or any threat to the sanity or safety of the forums.
As you say, give him time before you make up your mind.

Yeah maybe you're right, but you've got to admit; this guy is a recipe for trouble. He's got an easy ticket to respect (the fact that he's a friend of a zulag 2 moderator), he's been hyped up bigstyle by Ambi so he's got the limelight, and he's apparantly got a penchant for a bizzare sense of humor. If there was ever going to be a person who could potentially fuck this place over, it would be this guy.

I'm going to remain a sceptic until he gets to a decent keyboard and proves to me that my paranoia is misplaced. If he doesn't try to be a wiseguy and get on my bad side, then I'm sure we'll be the best of friends (aside from the worrying shit he sounds like my kinda guy).

Welcome to the forums.

Let me make things nice and sparkling clear.

Just because I've seen CoG in real life maybe... twice(?) doesn't mean he's going to get any special privileges. You can rest easy knowing that if he does indeed try something crazy, I will take care of it.

That is all.

Uuuh, new member :)

Now don't start trouble any of you, this is a welcoming thread right? So welcome.

... Can i call you Big Cheese?

You, sir, obviously do not comprehend the significance of cheese. There's such a large variety of types of cheese. It's also important to a multitude of cultures, and Kuba is a cultured man--He's lived in Poland, Norway, Brazil and several states. But most important, he is glorious. All hail Kuba--king of breaking keyboards and having to copy and paste things, such as spaces.

Uh, "entrance stunt"?, "the way you carry yourself off like you've immediately earned eveybody's respect?" He's made like what, two posts? One agreeing with me on something, and the other in response to your insult-ish type thing.

Why are you being so rude? You have no right to call him such things, you presumptuous wombat. After all that mawk shite you went through, I'd expect you to be the last person to jump to conclusions about who and what someone is like when you barely know him.

Finally, if you start something (the name remarking crap), don't blame someone for rebutting. If anyone around here is causing trouble, it's you for starting in on someone who has barely had the time or ability to do any serious posting.

Hey! I'm from PA too. What area are you from? Lancaster? Johnstown? Pittsburgh? Harrisburg? Philly? Scranton? Hershey? State College?

near hershey, place named new freedom, shift key is also dead now, crappy mac keyboards

oh and.... a hyperactive stoner... isnt that a contradiction in terms

haha, can't say I like Mac myself. As for me, I live in a little craphole near Johnstown.

Bahahaa! Oh, man. I can already tell that you and I are going to get along just fine. :D

Welcome to the Oddworld Forums, CheeseOfGlory.

In any normal circumstance it would be but, by stoner I mean "a person who smokes weed" rather than "a person who is stoned", so I don't actually mean that I'm hyperactive when I'm stoned. :p I originally smoked weed to calm me down, so that I wouldn't be so hyperactive all the time 'cause it was annoying my friends. Now I just smoke it cause I like the stuff, and inbetween sessions I'm either the most hyper guy you'll ever meet or I'm asleep cause I've burned up all my energy.

And yes, Ambi you're right I'm sorry, I was being paranoid (I think it's all this sativa that I've been getting my paws on lately). This guy is alright, I'm sure we'll get along just fine. I quite like his attitude actually, he says things that I would say if I was in his shoes... But I probably wouldn't fit into his shoes cause I'm a size 7. :D

I owe you an apology too Cheese, so, sorry for being a dick man, I didn't mean it in any kind of bad way, I just got the wrong idea about you and got all sceptical. Now you know what I'm like when I'm being an ass though, so at least you'll be prepared. :D