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I messed with somebody's head.

Yo, check it out. My bro forgot to sign out of MSN Messager and I decided to talk some shit to his girlfriend.

krystell -i wont waste myself on you-. says:
hey
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
You mispelt waste you unwashed philistine.
*krystell -i wont waste myself on you-. says:
no i didnt
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
Just kidding. Its spelt correctly. Still an unwashed philistine
*krystell -i wont waste myself on you-. says:
sure w.e
*krystell -i wont waste myself on you-. says:
how come ur not at the game?
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
if you won't waste yourself on me, why do type? Can you say "cognitive dissonance?"
*krystell -i wont waste myself on you-. says:
your usually there harrassing someone...jk.
*krystell -i wont waste myself on you-. says:
yea
*krystell -i wont waste myself on you-. says:
if your superman y do ppl roll there eyes when you show up..can you say retardo?
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
I was going to be there, but I wanted to frequent a Turkish bathhouse.
*krystell -i wont waste myself on you-. says:
ahh..i see
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
Just kidding, Bizzaro wrote that. Oh, and at least I have the sense to be intelligible.
*krystell -i wont waste myself on you-. says:
intelligible isnt even a word you dumbass
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
Yes, yes it is. My suave brother fed me that word.
krystell* says:
then it definetly isnt a word.
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
HEATHEN! HUNTER PWNZ ALL THAT EVER WAS AND SHALL BE!!!1111 BOW BEFORE ZOD!
krystell* says:
nah.
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
Its true. I'm on the Justice League mother****er.
krystell* says:
sure...
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
Yeah, my super powerz include pwning n00bz and being kooler than the other side of the pillow. Im l33t.
krystell* says:
of course you are
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
Lollerz. I should have let Brainiac enslave your fool ass but I was watching Hal Jordan's back.
krystell* says:
really..
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
Yeah, me and the 3600 GLs iz tight.
krystell* says:
cool
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
Do you comprehend this? Barry West is my homeboy.
krystell* says:
as a matter of fact i do
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
Oh yeah? Do you know Jay Garrick?
krystell* says:
heck yes
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
Ever drink a 40 with him?
krystell* says:
not that i no of
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
Good, it was a trick question. What about Blue Trinity? Ever hang with Blue Trinity?
krystell* says:
nope..i dont like the color blue
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
Good, if you grok you know that the Blue Trinity is very red.
krystell* says:
of course
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
Stop playing games with me! Do you dig comics or not!
krystell* says:
heck yes
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
Good. I dig 'em like graves. Except I got a Code Against Killing so mainly I just do it for Frank Castle and sheeyit.
krystell* says:
i c
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
Either way they die, they DIIIIIEEEEEE!
krystell* says:
yea i figured
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
Into Megadeth too, then? Who do you think has better chops, Poland or Friedman?
krystell* says:
you
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
Dang, I got N-Ray vision but I can't touch their skillz. I think Poland is more talented, but Friedman writes better leads.
krystell* says:
duh
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
Dang skippy. What type of books do you read?
krystell* says:
all of em
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
Do you prefer Stephenson or Ginsberg?
krystell* says:
yea
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
That is not a yes or no question. One writes cyberpunk, the other writes poetry.
krystell* says:
yea.
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
Gimme straight answers.
krystell* says:
well there not crooked are they.
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
About as crooked as WorldCom.
krystell* says:
that's to bad now isnt it
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
For you. For raising my ire you shall suffer.
krystell* says:
sure. you dont even know who i am.
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
You shall suffer the wrath of the dozens. You momma is so dumb she thinks fruit punch is a queer boxer.
krystell* says:
my mom was killed in a car accident 2 years ago.
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
Really. Sorry about yo momma being so dumb she can't drive.
krystell* says:
she wasnt driving. she was riding her bike and they hit her dumbass.
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
****, I was going to post a witty apology under that last sentence, I accidently hit enter. I'm an ass.
krystell* says:
noticed
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
Still got the juice to protect the universe.
krystell* says:
and if you seriously think that i'm stupid enough to belive this is luke u must really be as dumb as your mom sounds
)( MORROW--superman )( says:
I'm sorry, I was under the influence of the Pied Piper. I don't know why he wanted to start shit with me but baby, I finished it.

Rating: 4/10

2 pts for having the balls to use your brothers SN (assuming he can kick your ass. if not, 2 pts nontheless.)

another 2 because I actually read it.

Suggestions-

1.) You made it too obviouse you weren't him
2.) You had major opportunity to do some damage

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nice troll

4 out of 10, I can only go up!

Nah, you can't go up, that was crap. Nice try but I can't work out which one is you, or which one is more stupid, you're both as stupid eachother.

Most of all it just wasn't particularly funny. :-|

krystell -i wont waste myself on you-. says:
intelligible isnt even a word you dumbass

C'mon! That's gold, people.

Otherwise, 4/10. -_-

TL;DR
From what i've seen, 5/10
you gave it a try, thats all that matters.

You'll never hold a candle to Bloodninja. :p

Hmm. You certainly are a comic book nerd, aren't you?

I'll give it a 6/10 (since apparently we're all going by that rating system). It's true, it wasn't laugh-out-loud funny (which should be the point of these things), but the execution of the lame gangstah/homeboy/1337/whateveritwas-talk was quite good, your vocabulary makes me chuckle, and you get bonus points for using a word as cool as "grok" in your conversation.

You'll never hold a candle to Bloodninja. :p

and noone ever will :)

6/10 for making her try to prove to you that a word that exists doesn't!!

I also liked the fruit punch joke. Why do people's moms always die in these types of discussions? It's a shame. :nonono:

Yeah, I dig comics, but I'm not a specialist. I know a little about the Flash, a little about JLA and JLE, and I really dig The Tick, but my brother is nuts when it comes to superman. Never understood why, it just always seemed way too easy to me.
Edit: Shout outs to 2000 A.D. and the Big Pun. Spawn and Mignola stuff, too.

Meh, I'll give you a 4.5 just for having to work with someone who lacks any personality whatsoever.

I'm glad I don't know that person.
Not only because they do lack a personality, and make generic teenage replies to every single thing.

Why is everyone rating this like they all know what it's all about or like they do it all the time?

Is this imitating something or some kind of sport or thingy that I don't know about?

Yes. Bloodninja. Sligster or TheRaisin could tell you the address, as I do not know it. But all the Bloodninja thing does is just what this thread has done. I think :/

Really?

Lame.

You're all fanbois.

Legend of the Bloodninja Took me forever to find. It was buried deep in the Stupid Shit thread. *WARNING: MATURE CONTENT*

It's not exactly the same, but it's a similar concept.

And Dino, this sort of thing is widely practiced. I'd venture to say that it's the unofficial sport of the IM community, and Bloodninja is just one player, not the founder of it.

I'd venture to say that it's the unofficial sport of the IM community, and Bloodninja is just one player, not the founder of it.

GAY.

There's nothing worse than a bunch of moron geeks who think they've started some kind of fantastic and ubar cool subculture underground movement. There isn't an "IM community"; there's a few million AOL users, a few million AIM users, and a bunch of geeks from America who think they're something else because they harass people and transcript their lame escapades onto some weblog that nobody cares about or visits. They're wannabe hackers, script kiddies, geeks, and nerds - they think there's cultures where there are not, and they think they're part of something special when the only thing that's "special" is the retards who take part in it.

It's no more than glorified small scale scoreboard trolling. And these people do this shit for fun... How moronic is that? They think the internet is their own personal prank arena. A place where they don't hack computers, because they aren't smart enough to cause chaos that way - instead they irritate people in forums and chats to cause chaos. LAME.

Meh, to you it may be lame, but to the simple minded (such as myself) it is very entertaining. To each his own, I suppose.

how interesting...5/10< I got really distracted... I tried to read it all but my eyes kept looking at some random cd on my floor, so I only really got like... half of that. I really didnt mean to. I'm just different(ish)... I'm sorry man, but I just could not do it... :fuzsad:
Im sorry. :fuzgrin:
Love and metal,
Misty

Haha, Yeah i get distracted alot... I did while i was reading that too, I didnt read alot of it but ill give it 6/10

I read the first few lines and thought 'I really can't be bothered'. But I'll go read it now... I promise.. really!

I can see the amusement you got from doing it, but reading it now just isn't as funny.
And I refuse to rate it, what is this, a diving competition?

Dino, 99.9% of the time I'd agree with what you just said, but Bloodninja is a rare exception in that it is actually amusing. Consider reading it, if you don't mind the "wildly inappropriate and disgusting" factor.

And when I said sport... perhaps that was a bit misleading. It's not like a competition. I just meant it's a widely practiced form of entertainment. To those who consider it entertainment.

I have two sides with this. Is your brother a big oaf who can kick your ass and probably has the IQ of a pumpkin? Or is he the virtuoso kind of guy who is all artsy fartsy and hangs out with the cream of the crap? (Yaaaaaaaay! I rose my rank!)

I've already read "Cyber Sex Gone Wrong", and it was funny but I don't really think anyone should make a sport out of it. It's a bit lame for starters.