Oddworld Forums - The first naked glukon!

Me and Molluck were full of coke when we made this story up so its quite crap! Enjoy!!
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There were no girls to beginn with. But thats how it ended. She came apon a stormy cloudy night. when the rain crashed in and the wind howled. She walkd in, with her fancy cloak and doc martins. Her slig carried her bags down to her room as she went ahead to the glukkon meeting. She open he door shakily, the laughing stopped and all glukkons looked at hr as she came in. "I am so sorry I am late," She criend with a posh english accent. The other Glukkons grumbled as she shuffled to her place. they were talking as new 'n' tasty had gone down the thanks to Abe. "Excuse me but I have an Idead" She cried out aloud, "We could make a bar wit no meat in it, well maybe a tiny bit. It wouldn't kill anything and we could base it on a normal thing such as a Elum!"
The glukkons nodded and laugfed evily, "Such a good way t get Moola!" He said, loudly as if h was on his own. "I am sorry,"she criend out again,"But I mut scrath my self. So thats just what she did. She rolled around and moved her arms untill the itch was gone. She found the male glukkons staring at her. "Havn't you ever seen a naked female glukkon before!, she asked, outright. As Molluck lighted a cigareete she went up to him and putit out. "Smoking such a terrible habit. I hope you all don't smoke, I don't obviously! I still have only the need of my true lings, the one I was born with!"
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Lol its a bit crap I know! More later.

[Edit: I pressed the button of post new topic by accident! SOS!]
:D

[ January 20, 2002: Message edited by: Rex Tirano ]