Goddamnit I hate my Dad!
 

EDITED: Long story cut short; I hate my dad damnit, so I need ideas for getting him back.

Wow that is sly well if I were to get revenge it would involve embarrassment* so what you should do is go out in public with him and do something (like spill of all his secrets) to all of the standbyer's on a mic or soemthing that might be a little to far but still.

By the way you should say **** so much it just make's you more angry and makes you more pissed off so go punch a concrete wall if you do it hard enough you'll have lost the desire to be angry while you winge over your now PAinfull hand.....at least for a while.

cut off his balls while hes sleeping and stuff them into his mouth, hopefully he'll choke or commit suicide

How 'bout a sullen feeling of negligence towards him for the rest of his walking life? Worked for me. :p

Honestly though, I'm not big on revenge. Seems like a stupid reason that he got so pissed, maybe do some stupid shit that you know he'll hate?

how about you smoke crack and bring skanky chicks home

I say fuck a lot because it's a great word. People hate it, which is fantastic, and also it's incredibly rude, which is also fantastic. I barely ever say **** around my friends or on the street though, but that doesn't mean that it's still not fantastic.

Honestly, people who find casual curse words that aren't directed at them to be rude are blubbering vaginas who need to be batted about the face with a large fish.

Nah, skanky chicks smell like fish and crack is bad for you.

And irritatingly he's apologised for getting all stupid about it.

I see its been resolved, but you could have just not talked to him. Giving people the silent treatment is indeed, extremely evil. Mwhaha.

Alcar...

Yeah the silent treatment sucks when it's being done to you, so I know how it can be effective. But the thing is that often someone assumes that you appearing none the wiser means that you're stupid... either that or gullible/inperceptive/naive etc. and if you don't show your knowledge in some way then they'll just keep on thinking that, and at the end of the day it'll be more of a loss to you.

I guess I just didn't want that to happen, so I confronted him about it and he agrees that he was overreacting.

At least you have a father to give the silent treatment to, you whiny cock.

What the hell was the point of that?

Sorry, I get this way around Father's Day. A thousand apologies.

I don't blame you.

I get a little bent out of shape when people who still have both parents totally over-look how good things usually are just to bitch about one shitty incident.

Cock smears.

My dad (whom I dislike strongly) has been living on my couch for over a year now. ****in' bum.

My dad is a Harvard proffessor. But he so deep in credit card debt that he can't even pay child support! That dried up douche bag!